h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*enters*
*looks around*
*places fresh towels in the magnificent en-suite bathroom*
Nice jacuzzi, hmmmmmm
*placesby the taps*

*fluffs pillows on four poster bed*
*opens windows to let the room air*
*polishes mirror*
*places black candles in candlestick holder by the bed*

*looks around*
Hmmmmmm something missing.....



*returns with bottle ofin champagne bucket and places it by the bed*

*smiles and leaves*

This place is lovely. Thanks for sorting me out wth somewhere to stay AGB.
Slightly large for one person though, I'll have to invite a friend. I wonder? Hmmm....

*jumps up and down on the bed*

You'll make it all messy. What fun.

*joins in bouncing on the bed*

Watch that low cut blouse dear. You could have an emarrassing incident.

*jumps off bed*

*has an embarrasing incident*

Oops!


*walks off to run a hot jacuzzi*

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
tch. tch. *tries not to look*

*follows to the jacuzzi*

*pours in a generous amount of bath oil and some sensuous ylang-ylang*

You know how to treat a girl honey.

Hmmm..nice in here. Puts up his Red flag and dresses in full uniform before waiting for his special someone to arrive..

What special someone?

*locks and bolts doors and windows*

Now now darling, there is no need for jealousy. Besides, I thought I was too young for you? Now unlock the door and let her come in, we'll only be 20 minutes, I promise..

Well, only in other people's minds.
And no, no other women. You'd better settle down to wat for the next 10 months.

*splashes Mina*
Come join me honey.
The water's lovely.

*desperate*
Can I join in?
*puppy dog eyes*

Of course honey, as long as you keep your hands to yourself and wear these.

*hands over old fashioned full body swimming trunks*

Just to keep yourself out of trouble.

Are you hinting that all teenage boys my age just lie in bed all day abusing themselves?
Typical......

I am capable of keeping my hands to myself thank you very much. Puts on skimpy swimming trunks

Mina, would you like me to massage your neck and shoulders?

Actually, the costume was so that I don't get tempted, and now look what you've done. Tempted me.

AGB, thanks for the kind offer, but I think I might get slightly over heated, as this bath is rather warm. Phew!

*frolics in the water whilst looking seductively at Mina*
#Lalalalalalalalalala
Are you going to cum in...?

Well, yes, I am going to *get* in, but I'm staying over here, in the corner.