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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 4, 2001
Your not going to..cum..over here?
*feels all alone but decides that playing with himself...in a splishy sploshy watery sense is better*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 5, 2001
Hmmmmm
Somebody misbehaving in here?
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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 5, 2001
Uh oh...*Runs away*
I'd better lie low for a while..
*mumbles..BBC censorship..*
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 5, 2001
Hmmm, RedWills, whatever did you say?
I'm sure it made me smile anyway. 
You have to behave yourself, in a nice, friendly, polite way. Don't want to upset any of the minors. 
Anyway, no need to run away, just be careful what you say. Now, come and sit down here, next to me. I'll tell you a story.
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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 5, 2001
*comes back*
Is it a story about morals? I really don't have time for that my dear 
Go on, tell your tale..
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 5, 2001
Well, 
it's about a young, er, man, who well, was rather lovely and young. Is that ok?
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 5, 2001
Well, it's about a young, er, man, who well, was rather lovely and young. Is that ok?
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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 5, 2001
Tell me about this young man Is he someone I know?
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 5, 2001
Possibly, possibly.
Anyway, he's very lovely, and rather too young for anyone else's good, and he got mixed up with a dreadful floosy that was a few years older. Not many, but enough.
She sits and waits for time to pass, amusing herself with other 'interests'. Knitting, embroidery, and so on...
One day though, there will be four people made very happy ever after.
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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 5, 2001
Oh, four people? What's that all about? I'd better steer clear of this floosy..
She sounds like she can easily corrupt fragile young minds.
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 6, 2001
Two geminis in a room.
I think you probably should honey, I think she's dangerous.
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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 6, 2001
Yup, this woman sounds like she can get a guy into a lot of trouble..*mutters to himself, "I wish I could meet her"*
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 6, 2001
I'm sure you will one day, but before you do, try to avoid her. Bad news, yes indeed.
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 6, 2001
Are we keeping you up sugar?
Or was my bedtime story sending you off? 
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 9, 2001
Is that the time? 
*dashes back in for her uniform*
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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 9, 2001
Need any help getting dressed?
*helps you put on your undergarments*
assuming you wear undergarments...
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I'm not really here Posted Aug 9, 2001
No she doesn't. 
I don't think you should be helping her, look, I need help...
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