h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*struggles*
Mina, I need help with these laces...

Oh sorry sweetheart, I meant you didn't need any help from him.

*helps AGB with her laces*
That ok? Not too loose?

Just a little tighter, please.

*yanks and yanks and yanks and yanks*

Good job you are holding onto that beam dearest.

*chokes*
I think that'll do, thanks, honey.

Is that too tight? You look lovely, a real hourglass figure.

Thanks babe.


*totters off to serve the suppers*

*totters in*
*steps in shower*
*hastily washes and dries*
*dresses in fabulous new ballgown and mask*
*exits stage left*

*tidies up in readiness for Mina's return*

Oh, bless your little soul. You're an
After such a rotten weekend, totally wasted, it's nice to come home.

Come here, honey.
I've prepared a suitable essential oil, just for you.
Some ylang ylang, some lavendar.
Sit in front of me and I'll massage your shoulders and neck.
Then lay down and I'll continue with your back...

Ooooh, that's bliss. I missed you, but it was nice to have the phone with me to keep in touch. I feel the weekend was worth it, as I learnt something. But it's so nice to have a home and love to come back to.

Close your eyes, babe.
You're home now.....
Stretch out while I massage all your troubles and strife away....
You have such a beautiful back
Such lovely soft skin...

*continues to massage gently*

Thanks. I don't feel stressed at all now.

*gently covers Mina and tiptoes out*

Dear Mina (this is a letter you know!)
I only have a shower at home, and I noticed you invite people sometimes, I know I've never been invited, but I'd only be there for maybe an hour? I just want a loverly, bubbly bath. Any chance?
Kaz

Now, if you'd given me a I would have felt like Sleeping Beauty!
I've been asleep since August!

Feel free, the is still there, is somewhat flat, but I'm sure we'll manage. I feel grubby after all that time. I'll join you.

*fetches two bottles ofand runs a hot bath for Mina & Kaz*

I may join you when I've finished my next job

That sounds like a good idea.
We can sit in a circle and scrub each other's backs.

Kaz, you can have a room of your own if you like. We can have slumber parties every night, and midnight feasts.

Hold on, I appear to have slipped into '6th form at St. Claires' or something. Must be lack of and

Ohhh goody, what flavour bubble baths have you got!

I can have my own room?! Will you help me decorate it?

I read all of St Claires and Mallory Towers when I was little! Jolly hockeysticks!