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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - whistle

Well, don't send them to me, 'cause I know even less. smiley - jester


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Post 22

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

You can't possibly know less about telephones and internet services than bt.....smiley - erm

smiley - angel


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Post 23

Evangeline

Bellsouth doesn't know the difference between inside wires and outside wires.


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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

yeah well, umm, erm...yeah, thats the ticket - BT doesnt know the difference between a phone and an elephant smiley - tongueout

smiley - angel


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Post 25

Evangeline

You wanted a cellular pachyderm?


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Post 26

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

What's the difference between a phone and an elephant?

Give up?

Remind me not to send you to the circus to get an elephant. smiley - tongueout


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Post 27

Evangeline

I'll just name the phone snuffles, instead. smiley - winkeye


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Post 28

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant





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I asked you to make chicken gumbo, not chicken Dumbo.


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Post 29

Evangeline

Chicken Dumbo, perfectly describes one of my ex boyfriends. smiley - ok

I'm guessing Groucho really shot a telephone in his pajamas...


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