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Post 901

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

right, now all I gotta do is stop being a chicken s**t.....


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Post 902

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damn...she gets on the train, so I gets up...and change carriage...


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Post 903

Evangeline

Rat, did that work?

I swear there has to be some sort of anti appliance field around our store. The freezer broke againsmiley - steam. The refrigerator in the other building, as well as one of the air conditioning units broke. Then, for an added bonus, the owner's home refrigerator died.

It took five different sets of repair people to sort that mess. The freezer repair guy says "well, maybe this time we should do something different to repair it"......

Do you mean something that might actually fix it???!!!smiley - grr With the exception of the home refrigerator all this stuff was bought in 1998. Where is that blow torch?...I seem to have misplaced it lately....


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Post 904

The Theory

hey there rat... hope you're doing ok...

peace.


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Post 905

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

hey theory...loooooong time no see...


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Post 906

GreyDesk

And where the heck have you been as well smiley - smiley


(and why no postcard smiley - cross)


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Post 907

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Look on the bright side, GreyDesk. smiley - smiley

Rat has made it across the moat to the new
H2G2 software. smiley - ok


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Post 908

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

YEAH!!! Share!!!!


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Post 909

Crazy Man

*camps out and waits* smiley - cheesecake anyone, whilst we wait? smiley - smiley


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Post 910

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Great! smiley - drool



What would you like to eat, Crazy Man? smiley - smiley


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Post 911

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

*shamelessly resurrects thread(again)*


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Post 912

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The Duke must be warned.

All you do is follow the yellow brick road.

Tomorrow is another day.

But most importantly, don't panic (or, if you do, do it quietly) smiley - winkeye


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Post 913

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road


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Post 914

Candi - now 42!

Rat, why don't you text or call me? smiley - cross


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Post 915

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Maybe he *does,* Candi. A lot of what goes down a rat hole is never seen again. smiley - winkeye


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Post 916

Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth.

Good to see that Rat has arrived in the land of OZ. smiley - winkeye

Glad to see you, Rat. smiley - biggrin


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Post 917

GreyDesk

Still no bloody postcard though smiley - sadface


* grumbles *


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Post 918

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Probably the bloody posytcard was seized by the police as evidence. smiley - winkeye


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Post 919

Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.

You know how easily I get distracted....you wont even beleive me if I told you but I swear its true......I phoned the speaking clock and forgot to hang up...no credit left.... I promise on, ummm, something very dear and important, to do it tomorrow smiley - erm


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Post 920

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Experience is that little voice in your ear that tells you "You've made this same mistake before" as you make it again. smiley - biggrin

But, Rat, seriously! Distracted? Surely not you! smiley - winkeye


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