h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The fact that George W. Bush has access to and the authority to use nuclear launch codes should give any rational person the creeping willies. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it . . . .

I'm more scared by the fact that almost half of the people who voted last year voted for an apparent moron. I don't think we've had such an unspectacular president since....uh....that guy whose name I can't remember.

Wampus

Everyone thinks that they're smarter than the president, but for the first time I'm SURE of it, and I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. How could someone that shallow -- well, next time he leaves the country, let's change all the locks.

Millard Filmore? Martin Van Buren? James Garfield? Grover Cleveland? Calvin Coolidge?

I like Dorothy Parker's reaction when told Calvin Coolidge was dead:

"How can they tell?"

Poor George Bush! Why is everyone making fun of him? All he did REALLY was get involved in that horrendous Gulf business. Why don't you pick on someone else for a change? That ape of a son of his would be a good start...

Ali

aaaagggh a goerge bushh,please take it out of here!!!aaaaggghplease,pleaseplease take... it out... of.. here...!!!!

I would just like to say that I have a deep respect for our President. He is a big enough man not to be upset by all of this negative criticism. He is dealing with a war on top of this. I would like to see anyone of his critics try to do his job, and do it half as well. I know i couldn't.

Whoa. Way to ruin everyone's fun, man! Don't you know its fun slagging people you have never met because you're jealous of the global power he weilds and because his nation now officially has thinner children than your own?

Chuh. Spoilsport. I'm off to cry because my wee brother has just been mistaken for a whale and harpooned.

Ali
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