h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just online - don`t forget that I`m in Australia guys, I keep different hours

Australia, eh? Did you get a piece of Skylab?

Well I`m in the right bit (WA) but that was a while ago

So, Who's gonna make the first move?

I need to go to bed soon, I've got to get up early and make life miserable for a bunch of suburban mothers so my friend can get a GameCube...

[Red Dog 5 on megaphone] Well on behalf of all the Red Dogs let me say that we`re sitting up here on the high ground behind prepared defences - a position we`re not going to give up lightly.

and we`ve got a few surprises ready haven`t we lads heh heh heh heh heh

~continues to observe via satilight~

*Leans out a window of the doghouse.*

OKAY, IT'S COMMERCIAL TIME, SO I HAVE ABOUT 3 MINUTES. NEED ANY HELP, DOGS?

*Red Dogs all wave at BBW from the trenches*

All quiet on the western front BBW. Usual Cat stuff, a lot of preening and posturing but no action. Catch you at the next break .

Okay, Red Dogs. Just call if you need me.

I don't think there are any cats here, Red Dog. I turned back into a human when Artenshiur killed me, remember?

::slinks in her icy blue eyes darting everywhere at her back are three shadows, one a black wolf whose purple eyes dart everywhere watching in case someone makes an attack on the two behind them, the other two behind being The goddess of Saturn and the stallion she is riding who is also black:: Red Dog ::her bark comes out happily:: I thought I'd bring some friends ::indicates the other three::

Hay, Ice Fang!
Heh, heh, let's get some action going! Holds up demensional portal ray and aims it at C R, in an attempt to create a hole in his outer armor. Takes careful aim...
Thinks, "If we can 'port inside of him, we can muck up his innards."

our monitoring devices have been detecting your covert support for the cat cause for sometime Clipboard ... Cat/Cat Supporter - it`s all the same to us.

What are you talking about? only one other cat/cat supporter has shown up.

[CR Atmos] :

That teleport plan sounds kind of, well, stupid.

*the sound of mortars is heard coming from the direction of the Dog House*

CRUMP - CRUMP - CRUMP

*arcing over towards the CR ATMOS in a high trajectory comes several rounds of metallic cannisters*

CRUMP - CRUMP - CRUMP

*some rounds score direct hits on the carapace of the CRA and burst open depositing a thick clear glutinous substance over its back which seeps into and between the cracks in the armour plating*

I wonder what the black stuff is...
*Pulls out Soul Edge from Soul Caliber.*
Something THIS powerful, and unholy should do damage.
*Attacks CR Atmos and cuts off an antenna.*

so im sitting here in this foxhole, not knowing how or why i got there.

was involved Unc ?

*Runs out of the Dog House over to UH's foxhole. Hands UH a .*

There's your refill. Sorry it took so long but I had to wait for a commercial break.

*Runs back into the Dog House. A few minutes later, he pokes his head out of the window.*

Hey Red Dogs - was that the result of a drool bomb I saw out there?

[CR Atmos Pulls out a squeege and starts wipeing himself off]

[CR Atmos] Nice... Very annoying, in a "ghostbusters" way. By the way, i dn't have antennae.