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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Started conversation Jan 16, 2009
This is my first attempt at launching a QI question so please be gentle with me. Please ignore the Sharks convo, I missed out the QI tag. OK on with the question:
Why should sharks be wary of the Navy?
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Jan 16, 2009
That's a bit obvious, I think I'll take advice as to whether a klaxon is required. Help please.
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Jan 16, 2009
Nowhere near.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jan 16, 2009
I first thought this question was a joke
My reply would have been:
Because the navy have the SEAL of approval
I'll get me coat!
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Jan 16, 2009
The prospect of Klaxoning that is very very tempting. Ill go and contemplate.
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Whisky Posted Jan 16, 2009
Lets try a different track...
The world's largest nuclear submarine, the Russian SSBN known under the NATO codename of 'Typhoon' is actually called the 'Akula' class by the Russians... (Doubly confusing because NATO had already named a class of soviet hunter-killer subs 'Akula' long before the first of the new class of Missile Boats was seen.
Akula is Russian for Shark.
So, the Akula's job is to avoid the American and British Navies at all costs.
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Jan 16, 2009
Nice research there Whisky, but about as cold as the Barents Sea in the middle of winter.
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Miss Cherry13 Posted Jan 16, 2009
So its nothing to do with sharks attacking people near Mexico and the Navy being called in to hunt them?
Thats what I was getting at in my last post but was 'testing the water' so to speak
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Jan 16, 2009
Nooo....I'm afraid that 'testing of the water' gets dumped in the Barents Sea freezer too.
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Miss Cherry13 Posted Jan 16, 2009
Pants!
Back to the thinking board....
*taps head in winnie the poo way*
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Jan 16, 2009
Sharks, a naturally inquisitive creature; the question 'why should they be wary' assumes they aren't already.
Yes, small enough to fit into the palm of your hand - remember they are more afraid of you than you are of them.
One is often most likely to find them spinning a web at the back of the shed or lurking underneath a flowerpot in the garden.
...
Oh no hang on that's s isn't it?
Damn.
I always get them confused....
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Jan 16, 2009
No, the question is correct, they should be wary.
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- 1: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 16, 2009)
- 2: Miss Cherry13 (Jan 16, 2009)
- 3: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 16, 2009)
- 4: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 16, 2009)
- 5: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 16, 2009)
- 6: Whisky (Jan 16, 2009)
- 7: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 16, 2009)
- 8: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 16, 2009)
- 9: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 16, 2009)
- 10: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 16, 2009)
- 11: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 16, 2009)
- 12: Whisky (Jan 16, 2009)
- 13: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jan 16, 2009)
- 14: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 16, 2009)
- 15: Miss Cherry13 (Jan 16, 2009)
- 16: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 16, 2009)
- 17: Miss Cherry13 (Jan 16, 2009)
- 18: Miss Cherry13 (Jan 16, 2009)
- 19: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Jan 16, 2009)
- 20: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jan 16, 2009)
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