h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...about the events in the Captain's Private Quarters' shower

Gwennie, posting 1269:

*Takes one look at Pan advancing on her with menace and makes for it, shoving Cap'n Pierce and Pan out of the way and into a nearby barrel of tar*

Whoops!



Floh,p. 1270

*enters[...]*

Pandora, p. 1272

*Pandora & Capy are in a rather 'sticky wicket' thanks to that there ss* Nothing personal you know Pierce, but I've got a wench to feather...already 'ave the tar...*pulls & pulls & finally falls to the deck with a splat. -SPLAT-beckons three who gentally lift Capy from the tar & begin to clean the deck...which is what Pan plans to do with Gwennie when she catches her...and Oh Yes...she shall be caught!
knocks over Floy & commits terrible alcohol abuse by knocking all the s into the bulkhead along with Floy!!!!* Sorry
'bout that...promise I'll make it up to you...just as soon as I've finished with that wench!!!
Oh Gwennie??? I 'AVE SUMTIN FER YA'!!!! See???

Floh, p. 1273

Pandorggggggggg...


Pandora, p. 1275

*as she runs the tar begins to harden...barely able to make it to the Post Board...takes a marker & writes: HELP! Need turpintine.
~Pando....*the tar is quite hard now...hopes Floy hasn't any hard feelings...that would be funny if I wern't stuck...and what about my Capy?*


Floh, p. 1276

FloHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Pandora, p. 1278

*is SURE she has Floh's attention NOW!...knew it wasn't Floy the entire time...tee-hee...thinks as HARD as she can...come save me...save me... I need a*


Floh, p. 1279

Here you are.
*gives her a*


Pandora,p. 1280

Gee thanks...mind pouring over me? By the smell of it...
it could do the job of turpintine. Promise to make all this up to you if you'll just unstick me. Floh.

Floh, p. 1281

*sigh*
Okay...


Pandora, p. 1282

*FloHHHHHHHHHHH pours s all over Pandora...the tar melts away...* FloHHH, you are my hero!!!! *grabs Floh by the collar & drags him off to the shower with her*



Floh, p. 1283

*hopes that nobody notices their disappearance*


Pandora, p. 1284

*muffled screams can be heard from the shower*


Floh, p. 1285

*not-so-muffled screams can be heard from the shower*


Pandora, p. 1286

Take it like a man FloH!Oh...I see the water IS a bit HOT!!!*turns the water to cool...tssss...* Ahhh...that's more like it! *dries Floh's mouth with a towel & places a bit of duct tape over his mouth*...


Floh, p. 1287

MMPPPPPPPFFFFFFPFANPFORAPPFFFLEASSSSSEMMMMMMMMPFF


Floh, p. 1288

GGGGGRMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFF


Pandora, p. 1289

So, you think you need help hey? I agree...see ya' 'round.
Goes looking for Joe, or that nice YOUNG MAN Gwennie spoke of the other day. Hmmm...that reminds me...Gwennie's do for a shin kickn'....OH GWENNIE??? I have something for you!!!



Pandora, p. 1290

* s back to Floh...* That'll throw the MODERATORS
off for a bit...*locks the shower door* Oh Floh?
Betcha' missed me...huh? *RIP...takes the tape off Floh's mouth*
There, is that better Hon? I'll give you to the count of three, if you'd like to make a run for it!

Gwennie, p. 1291

*Wonders how long it will be before Pan discovers that Floh's a member of the fairer and definitely NOT weaker (as Pierce seems to think) sex*

Does anyone have a tape recorder handy?

*Stands aside as Floh makes a rapid exit and fastens her shin guards when a bemused Pan emerges from the shower*

Havin' fun Pan?

*Prepares to for it*


Floh, p. 1292

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH


Floh,p. 1293

I'm glad that I didn't lose the soap or something like that...