h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi elwood! Thought I'd stop by to say hi! Your page is really shaping up!

Oh Shea, you should have called first. I would have vacuumed, picked up the undies, blended margaritas. (not necessarily in that order - if the margaritas are first who cares about the rest)<>

Well, I enjoy dust bunnies, kick the undies under the sofa, and I brought a bottle of tequila! Not a problem!

That's what's great about you Shea - you have all the answers. By the way how long have you had this relationship with dust bunnies?

The dust s and I go back a long way, elwood. In fact, they've taken up residence under my bed ...

I'm not one to dispence advice. But one must be careful who one allows to set up residence under one's bed.

Plus, not all s are cuddly. Remember the bunny in "Holy Grail"

Don't worry ... I've got a holy hand grenade stashed away here somewhere ... in case of emergency ...

I might need to borrow that grenade, as I try to corral all the dusts in my house. Can't have them scurrying about while guests are over.
Wish me luck they outnumber the humans millions to one!

You'll need luck ... and some They breed like s, you know ...

Hey! What a surprise the s were the hit of the party. They even brought gifts.
There was this wild dance (I think they called it the bunny hop) and strange carrot juice drinks and the Bugs Bunny film festival, of course.
(I was hoping for a visit from bunnies of the Playboy variety, but, it was a 1 year olds party after all)

Maybe for *your* birthday ... request the special cake now ...

My birthdays are just a big chocolate blur.

Oh, by the way go to my homepage if you want to catch up to Ottox in the QuoteQuiz standings. The game that's sweeping the universe!

QuoteQuiz, hmm? I'll have to check it out ...

I think you thouldn't match wits with a thicilian when death is on the line.

elwood, I don't think I'm even a grubby peasant when it comes to your QuoteQuiz ...

The quote game was being very, very bad. (No one could solve it even with my cheating hints) So it has been banished to the far reaches of the universe, somewhere around Beetleguese. (hope they like it better there)

It was really just a lame ploy to keep from having to update my home page. I think it might be time to join the Procrastinators Club. (nah, maybe next week)

Oh by the by, I've been honored with the Museship of the Perpetually Inquisitive.

I heard ... congratulations!

Thank you ,but I guess it was a premature e-muse-ulation. I'm not official yet.

The QuoteQuiz is up and running again, for about 5 minutes, then Ottox blew it away. Man he's good. Maybe you can let me know his weak knowledge areas so someone else has a chance. Tomorrows will be in literature. (maybe that will take him 10 minutes)

I don't know his weaknesses ... I'm not sure he has any ...