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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jul 4, 2002
Last time you got b*******d for eating too many biscuits I had eaten most of them! 
no wonder your mother doesnt like me!
And you told me you loved me today, and I didnt even have biscuits! Explain that one! Bourbons...
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jul 5, 2002
Quite good, but not the best.
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jul 5, 2002
Hmmm...we'll see. *Runs off to local confectionist* 
Cheese pasty
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jul 8, 2002
*Relises local confectionists was not open at half eleven at night. damn.*
ickle pizza
jigglyfrog Posted Jul 10, 2002
"a little less conversation a little more action please" - elvis
personally i agree with both of you. i'm not *too* enamoured with crunch creams (though they rock) but i like them without the cream - that'll be crinkle crunches then! me and my flatmates ate them constantly with tea all year... they were on offer in Sp*r! also, i happen to be very much loving the bourbons. there is no bad there.
BUT! you realise of course that you missed out the most important one of all (exceot chocolate hobnobs)... pink wafers! so cool 
"come on baby light my fire" - weird will
ickle pizza
jigglyfrog Posted Jul 10, 2002
*would just like to add that the really bad quotage is because i'm listening to really bad commercial radio - eeee!*
ickle pizza
jigglyfrog Posted Jul 14, 2002
true.
ooh ooh, you know what'd be really nice right now? a mars ice cream bar (assuming my sister hasn't eaten them all! 
).
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Alberto Malich Posted Jul 17, 2002
WRONG!!!! CUSTARD CREAMS SHALL FAIL!!! BOURBONS WILL WIN!!! VISTORY TO THE CHOCOLATE BUTTER-CREAM FILLED CHOCOLATE BISCUIT FINGERS!!! THEIR MIGHT IS OVERWHELMING!!!
You and your pasty, half-arsed excuse for a mid-afternoon snack to accompany a cup of Gold Blend coffee and a kids TV fix shall PERISH at the hands of the meal-in-itself Bourbon GOD!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........
Yours sincerely, stranger,
Alberto.
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jul 18, 2002
Youre a bit odd aren't you darling? Hmmm
Bye bye everyone, Im totelling off to Spain tomorrow morning, so I shant be around for a while. You can all breath a sigh of relief! 
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 18, 2002
You have a good time in Spain then! Don't bring the heat back with you!
And crunch creams are the best biscuits. 
¦M¦
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Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jul 25, 2002
Back now! Ohh...it was fab! I hjave the best tan lines ever. Theres a lot to be said for nudist beaches I now think.
Liz all nekkid
Peaches Posted Jul 25, 2002
you're really very amusing with these tan lines - you should have done the boob tube thing. Oh, or walked around nekkid anyway.
Liz all nekkid
Ming Mang Posted Jul 25, 2002
Apparently the only people who hang around on nudist beaches are old perverse men and a few gay couples (of both sexes). 
¦M¦
Liz all nekkid
jigglyfrog Posted Jul 26, 2002
ok, so technically they weren't nudist beaches. there were some suspicious thongs going on though...
i was eating oreos on the way home.
Liz all nekkid (only when asked)
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jul 26, 2002
OK ok. I never said I was on a nudist beach! I was simply saying that *if* I had been on a nudist beach I wouldnt have all these silly tan lines! Hence theres a lot to be said for them!
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