Take my hand, we're off to never-never-land
Life.
What is it? There are so many questions to be asked, so many mysteries yet unsolved. Is there a God? If there is, are they a he, a she, or a haemaphrodite? If God is a haemaphrodite, is it a result of divine intention, birth defect (was God born?) or surgery? Are we meant to know about God? Does God care about us? Do we really believe in God?
Whilst based on an example, these are all questions which eventually will need to be answered. However, I really don't want to do it here or now.
I, myself, am Alberto Malich. Although I'm not, since they're a fictive character and therefore if I was Alberto Malich, I wouldn't exactly be real. Although, to all intents and purposes, in this lovely forum, I AM Alberto Malich. Does this mean that I don't exist? Hmm...
I'm Adam (there, I've now been brought into the world that we all know), and I do things, occasionally. Favourite things to be done include listening to music, writing bad songs, playing bad songs on one a guitar, singing (and sometimes straining my voice whilst doing so on some songs: "lifting my larynx", apparently), making things explode and reading. I also seem to waste a lot of time on the internet doing useledss s**te when I should really be thinking about Henry VIII, or saving bangladeshi children from the rising waters with my jetpack.
I live in a small, small town called Frodsham (which is moderately bigger than it's near neighbour Helsby, and quite significantly bigger than Kingsley), which was, a hundred years ago, a fishing town, until the Mersey decided it'd had enough, and moved two miles away. It's a lovely area, with loads of heavy industry interspersing the fields. Local community passtimes includes drinkin'. Then when we's done drinkin', we starts fightin'. Then when we's gots bored o' fightin', we starts drinkin' again. There's not that much to do in Frodsham.
When I first wrote this (and it didn't get posted by the evil evil people who won't even let me explete at them in a suitable manner. F**kers), I was going to include a little bit about my A-levels and how they're not actually that bad, but I can't really be bothered now. So I'm not going to do it.
Yours fairly insincerely,
Alberto
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