h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well done dearest. You've *finally* actually written something! Woohooo!!

Even if Frodsham is significantly bigger then Kingsley, Kingsley is still FAR superior! Due mainly to the fact that it has me living in it! You should know this, and therefore not make me angry by insinuating that bigger is better. Its not.

Did you miss me? You've not even phoned me you moose! I feel very unloved! Grrr...nm. You know I still love you, and Im better now anyways, so it doesnt make too much of a difference!

BTW, I thought you might appriciate the subject. As it seems to be your favourite pass time at the moment (in the sence of chanting it to p**s me off!) Here's a tip so you dont get confused: The Subject that first getting chosen for a conversation (in this case "muff diving") can be changed throughout the course of the thread, when the urge arises. However, the original subject will forever show up on your ps so you know which thread is which from its title. Therefore, this thread will always come up as "muff diving" on your ps, but may be something completely different! I'd ignore the subject on the posting ur replying to, if it confuses you, and just consentrate on the subjects on your ps! See? Its not too hard. granted im not too good at explaining.

Reply dammit!
Love Liz xxx

Ah, words of wisdom from the wunderbar non-wearer of wonderbra. I sort of realised that, but when I put a reply up to one convo, it appeared at the end of one between you and Kat which I'd never even seen before. Deez tings is makink no sense.

And I texted you at least! I couldn't phone because I was either working, or it was ten o'clock.

Anyways, good that you're better. And I'm trying not to p**s you off. Although I've just got to say "muff diving!" one more time, just for old time's (well, last week, I suppose) sakes:

MUFF DIVING!!! SCUBA!!!

Thankyou. I appreciate that I didn't say that I was about to say "scuba", but I just lost control.

byesiebye,

adam.

Awww...well I thank you for that my dearest. I'll let you off this once, because you work hard for my money, and pay me in good time. And I suppose I'll let oyu off for the muff diving thingy, but the "scuba"? Thats unforgivable! Haaaa!

And well done about finally (possibly?) understanding the postings thing. And you should also know by now that Kathryn randomly appears everywhere, so you should ignore her too!

*as if by magic...*

hiya

*suprised shriek, much like a Homer Simpson shriek of shock/suprise/being caught playing "Punish the Priest" in the toilets, only in a slightly higher pitch, ellicited at the sight of the word "Jigglyfrog" on this message board*

Oooo...look whos on line! But trying to hide from me! I can see you you know. There's a little box that says "adams online!" right above me head. and its flashing.

Hi there. And guess what. Yes, shes appeared again! In manner of daft ape. Hmmm...we should strike her and run her out of town. Only in a nice way...

Well you know how much I like the striking and/or spanking...

Right, less of me, more about you and your dirty little secrets.
Go on go on go on go on go on, ah ya will...

Right. That's it. The Stick of Doom's having an outing, and it's going to be towards you, Katwyn.

How come *she* gets the stick of Doom and I don't??

*slinks off to sulk*

That sounds like fun. You know how much I like your stick Adam darling.

Eliza: na na na na-naaaaaaaa!

yes well, your jealousy is not impressive. nyah!

You're both doomed, but just to be fair (and irritating), neither of you will see the Stick. It will strike through a cloud of mystery...

Alberto (and the Stick)

there's something very oikable about that.