h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's from the song 'hero' by chad kroeger (the guy from nickelback)and josey scott, from the 'spiderman' soundtrack. very cool

I suspect I may never understand, so I wouldn't bother trying to explain any further if I were you...

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ok.

it's good though . watch the film, then it's in the end credits.

(oops, sorry, explanation!)

I hardly ever go to see a film... so I doubt I will see it... I'm afraid...

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Fair enough. You're missing out though! So...Im sat at home, being an attractive shade of green, and feeling bored as hell. At least Ive stopped being sick now, cos thats just nasty...

Oh dear... what's wrong with you?

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Dunno really. its very intriguing. fine one minute, then the next: blergh! hmmmm...dont worry, im not infectious tho!

i **REALLY** hope you aren't.

very weird though. she's been off school for 2 days and came home halfway through today. I PERSONALLY THINK SHE'S SKIVING. however, i do think the whole thing must be coming from somewhere, and so... she can't be making *all* of it up.

Ive been sick 12 times in the past three days!! I definatly cant be making it *all* up! Im better now though. I went out and was charitable this morning had to put up and awning (orning?!) with poles and bolts and things, then help to shift speakers, and fetch cream. I felt so usful! Thing I got to sit on my ass for the rest of the day and listen to New Wave Porn for four hours. They started at 12.30, and were still going and 4 when I left. Hmmm... why dont they get tired?!

Hi everyone, I'm an ape.

Rob, everyone knows how good you are at rapping. Thom, you ARE a wee bit cocky, but only in the sense of being a cockerel. Ming, hi. Liz, get well dammit!

All is now said.

Du hast mich ger fracht

hmph.

Why does every posting i make seem to go up in the wrong conversation?

Alberto is deeply, deeply confused and too internet-weary to be arsed with working it out right now. If someone feels like explaining, it'd be appreciated. To be honest, I've got no idea where this is going to rear its ugly head.

greetings adam/alberto. and may i just quickly say: WHAT ABOUT ME? don't you love me anymore?

that is all. enjoy getting obsessed with the guide. even, or especially when it signs you uo to conversations and/or posts in the wrong thingy. fun, oui?!

Nope, no one loves you!

It only ever "signs you up" to mine! And its annoying! Grr!

yes, odd that

you love me really!

Wibble.

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I love biscuits, not people. People don't even enter into the equation. If I say I love someone, I'm only after their biscuits.

There's £100 cash on the table next to me. It's quite a pleasant feeling.

Oh, I had a little monkey
and I took him to the country
and I fed him on gingerbread.
But then along came a choo-choo
and knocked my monkey coo-coo
and now my monkey's dead.

"I love biscuits, not people. People don't even enter into the equation. If I say I love someone, I'm only after their biscuits."

Now that is possibly the bestest thing you've ever composed. I'm proud of you, dude.

Me and the Prof found a huge mouldy biscuit last week... only to discover that it wasn't a biscuit at all, but a very old lump of mud from the bottom of some ancient sea...

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bourbons

Quite simply the sexiest biscuit. Nothing more erotic than a packet of bourbons.

Thinking about it, they really are the perfect biscuit. With most, there's something you'd want to change. But taking the bourbon, there's nothing to change! "Add more biscuit" NO! If you did that, you'd lose the flavour of the buttercreamy bit. "Add more buttercream" Again, no. They'd be too sweet. "Make them bigger". I can see sense in this, to an extent, but making them bigger would remove the thrill of needing to go back for another, and another, and another, 'cause you'd lose the danger of being b*****ked for eating too many biscuits; all because you'd be satisfied from fewer biscuits.

I think I've made my point.

Alberto.