h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Paulh was being chased across a gloomy Scottish heath by an angry Scot with a large sword. The Scot, whose name was MacDuff,was getting closer. "This is not good!" Paulh wailed. If only I could fly..."

"Well, you can," said the Cloak of Magic Realism, which promptly turned into a magic carpet and wrapped itself around Paulh's legs. Soon they were thousands of feet in the sky, wafting over mountains and seas. The carpet floated through a cave in the side of a mountain, and then landed with surprising gentleness next to a huge pile of gold and jewels. A young man was eating a sumptuous banquet with a well-dressed woman of about the same age.

"Magic carpet!" the young man said. "Have you brought Paulh to me, as I asked?"

"Yes I have, Aladdin," the carpet said.

"Paulh, it is an honor to meet you, sir," said the young man, bowing. Please join me and Princess Jasmine in a meal which has been provided for us by the genie in my lamp."

Paulh, ravenous from fleeing so many people and things in such a short period of time, ate as if there were no tomorrow. When he had finished, he listened to Aladdin's plans: "I was about to ask the genie for safe passage for all of us plus this treasure to a
distant kingdom where Ali Baba and the 40 thieves cannot find us...."

"This treasure belongs to Ali Baba," princess Jasmine added.

Just then, a horde of men began rushing into the room. "Too late!" Aladdin and Jasmine cried as one. "What are we to do now?"

Er, have you all just become animated?

Not exactly. This is a 3D adventure.

new tag name needed then

Paul'HD in 3D

Or how about Paulh:3D?

HD, your in High Definition no common type of viewing for my friends

[Amy P]

I'm not a high definition kind of guy, Professor. A little blurriness around the edges is about all I can manage as I turn into a wacky .