h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Looks up from hacking through the undergrowth to see the caravan

woman leaps onto rolling cabin

Am I glad to see you Lumberjack I'm sure I heard howling or maybe it was a or a or a ...I think I need a

Oh look a handy inn - I wonder why there's garlic hung around all the windows...still let's go and have a

Hmmmm:
Garlic, maybe its because they have discovered the amazing culanoary delights of French cooking? maybe its because they heard of the medical advantages of eating garlic? maybe they are short of flower? I've been drunk now for almost an entire week my mates wedding tomorrow
WOOOOOOOO!
*pulls on teh reins and haults the hourse called Bob,
*climbs down from (majic?) caravan? Shall we go get a drink

*wonders how strong that liqure really was

*wonders how strong that liqure really was

Err hello I know I've been away for ages but I have been looking for the grail- -honest - It's just that I've been looking in places with no computer.

So where Have I been?

Well- up hills, down dales, across mighty oceans, in small cupboards, though deep dark woods, trekking across endless deserts, to the tops of the highest mountains, to the bottom of the deepest seas. I've met wise women, holy men, oracles, sages, hermits, kings, queens, peasants, vampires, werewolves, giants, dwarves, ghosts, the bloke in the pub down the road, talking beasts.

Have I found the grail? Yes - it was in the cupboard under the stairs at home...

Err hello I know I've been away for ages but I have been looking for the grail- -honest - It's just that I've been looking in places with no computer.

So where Have I been?

Well- up hills, down dales, across mighty oceans, in small cupboards, though deep dark woods, trekking across endless deserts, to the tops of the highest mountains, to the bottom of the deepest seas. I've met wise women, holy men, oracles, sages, hermits, kings, queens, peasants, vampires, werewolves, giants, dwarves, ghosts, the bloke in the pub down the road, talking beasts.

Have I found the grail? Yes - it was in the cupboard under the stairs at home...

And I did it all twice...

so its been found!

Amazing eh?

Here have a drink from it...

Like it?

And to think it was under the stairs all the time

*takes a sip
MMm, its nice and isn't that always the way? Things that appear lost, either turn up, where, or very near to where, they were thought to be at the point they went missing, or in completely illogical places, the kinds of, "last places I'd think of looking", like the time I found my chainmail in the fridge...