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Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Started conversation Aug 17, 2001
On the horizon appears a figure holding imaginary reins and trotting towards a big stone castle. Behind the figure trots a man banging 2 halves of coconut shell together in a clip clopping sound.
As the figure reins it's imaginary horse to a halt the clip clopping also stops and it can be seen that the figure is Not King Arthur with the sword Excalibur but a Woman with a stick; Stick.
Hello, is anyone there?
I say old chaps I am a woman with a stick and I'm looking for the Holy Grail Have you seen it anywhere?
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 17, 2001
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Holy Grail? No one here by that name I am afraid...
Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Posted Aug 17, 2001
No, old bean- the Holy Grail isn't a person it's a big cup thingy, and of course, it's holy.
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 17, 2001
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What did she say,
Did who what?
A wholey cup?
I've got a coffee mug, will that do?
Perhaps she means the holy Graile
Oh, maybe,
No, we don't know where the holy Brian is
No, guys, the holy Graile
Oh,
Yes,
Oh,
yes,
No, we don't know where that is either, I don't think Nice hourse you have there, whats its MPG?
Oh, the Holy Graile? Why didn't you say so?
Oh, yes,
Over there I believe?
*points distantly
Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Posted Aug 19, 2001
,scratches head and looks bemused, peers in the direction pointed at>
Where?
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 19, 2001
What do you mean you don't like spam?
Oh, sorry, wrong scetch?
Hmmm,
You could always try the castle of camlot?
Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Posted Aug 19, 2001
Isn't that where the quest for the grail started from?
(I don't like spam actually- I'm a vegetarian- but I do like lumberjacks )
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 19, 2001
*slight noise on the breeze
*up wanders :::
Lumberjack!
Oh, the mighty Scots pine, oh,
Hello.
You look as if you are looking for something?
Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Posted Aug 21, 2001
Have you seen the Holy Grail anywhere?
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 21, 2001
Hmmm
Hmmm, the Holy Grail you say
*ponders
No, Miss, but I am more than willing but probably less than able to folow you on your quest for Holy Grail
sounds as if It may be an interesting quest, but, first I must enter this place to get what I have come for, which is I think something indespensible to your quest or indeed our quest should you let me join you....
*skips and jumps a bit
Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Posted Aug 28, 2001
whatever you say....
I'll be glad to have you along in my quest for the Holy Grail Shut that fanfare up
What a senseless waste of life.
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 28, 2001
*returns with buttered Scones and and a good sized quantity of Spam
I think its always best to have a good set of supplies for any Quest, would you not agree?
Oh, what happened to the Fan fair guy, poor bloke
Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Posted Aug 28, 2001
Oooh goody buttered scones and even if it is only Tuesday...
I'll give the spam a miss thanks
Mmm I'm quite full now. How about a quick snooze before we set off?
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 28, 2001
that spam was nice, I know a song about spam; want to hear it? a sleep is a good idea; you can't have a really good quest when you are tired, but, I feel I have to ask, what is this holy graille? I mean any idea what it looks like and where it lives?
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 28, 2001
How silly of me :: we shall need somewhere to sleep::
*Begins cutting down trees and making a shelter
chop chop chop chop chop chop whistle chop chop chop chop chop shistle chop chop chop thistle chop chop chop chop bristle chop chop chop cop chop chop chop chop chop whistle chop chop chop chop whistle ::
bang bang bang bang saw bang bang bang banf saw saw saw saw saw saw bang bang chop whilstle whistle chop saw cut bang bruise whistle ouch damm chop whistle thing doubry whistle stick chop glue nail gun chop chop chop saw saw whistle munch chop tea chop whistle skip chop saw bang gap bang glue hop saw jump prance chop chop chp chop saw bang bang bang whistle ::
What do you think, I'll make some curtains next::
weeve weeve weee sew sew sew sew cut weeve weebe weee whistle weeve weee sew sew sew sew cut weeve weebe weee whistle weeve weee sew sew sew sew cut weeve weebe weee whistle sew sew chop whistle hop skp skip cow chopw apple whistle chop weeve weee sew sew sew sew cut weeve weebe weee whistle weeve weee sew sew sew sew cut weeve weebe weee whistle
next some beds?
Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Posted Aug 28, 2001
MY you have been busy.Shouldn't we go on our search though?
I know stick some wheels on your shelter and we can take it with us- the horse can pull it. Let's call it ye olde caravanne (this is the time of King Arthur after all).
Now then- what does the grail look like?- Hmmm tricky one.
All I know is that it's holy and everyone goes on quests to find it
does that narrow it down at all?
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 28, 2001
ahh, good idea, wheels to make it a caravan! Hmmm, not that much narrowed down I fea; any idea which way we should go?
I hear there are strage place s in that direction
*points
but i have never been too far that way, there is talk of it being trecherious and dangerous, but as this is a quest maybe we should hook the hourse up to the caravan and head there?
Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Posted Aug 31, 2001
That way looks good to me - I spit in the face of danger (I have a stick after all).
Let's roll!
Quest for the Holy Grail
Woman with a stick (called Stick) [Muse of Rich people} Posted Sep 7, 2001
Oh dear where's that lumberjack gone?
Looks like I'll have to venture into the deep dark dangerous (and other things beginning with 'd') woods all by myself.
Oh well at least I've got my trusty stick.
Quest for the Holy Grail
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 7, 2001
*hooks caravan/wood cabin up to hourse and sets off into woods
WEEEEEEEEEE!
this caravan/wood cabin-onwheels is just cutting a large passage throughout the trees!
Ah ha a Woman with a Stick!
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