h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Sir Gareth in Tavern]
Role up Role up, who is going to come on a brave quest with me? we are going to roam around, doing incredably brave deeds. i need loyal companions to be at my side. who of you young men will join me? We will find ritches, we will stop evil Knights and most of all... we may find some ladies. *sits down at a table in the corner* come and join me if you wish to follow me on this harch quest.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]


I will go with you... and I promise you...

we'll be back!

[Sir Letter-A]

I will go with you because I always come first.

[Sir Runner-up]

I will go with you because I always come second.

[Sir Bronze Medal]

I will go with you because I always come third.

[Sir Casanova]

I will go with you because I always come last.

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[Yoda]

Yoda am I.
Backwards speak do I.

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[A lovely slim young lass named Aiaia]

*quietly enters the room, so quietly in fact that when she speaks, you are startled*

O, kind Sirs, would it be too much to take along a poor girl on your travels? I am but a child, and all my friends family have been taken by a terrible disease. I have nothing here.. *breaks into s* I would be little trouble.. I don't eat much, and I can look after myself...

[gareth]
i fear young lady that it is far to dangerous for you to come along on this quest but alas as i have forgotten how to wash my belt u may come in usefull. of we go then. i have prepared horses outside and each come with a free lance, although i think there cardboard.
*leave tavern followed by his newly apointed men and woman.

*pets horse*

^ [Aiaia] ^

(sorry)

[Little girl with red shoes]
...Im taking the yellow brick road...
...if we are going the same way, can I travel with you?

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[little girl in red shoes]

er... yes... I was told he is the only one who can help me find my way home... they say the force is strong in him...

[sir gareth]
The force is indeed strong in that man but watch out for the munchkins, there evil little things. *screams* thet haunt my dreams, scary little monsters, with their hands. those little hands. *jumps on horse and points lance down yellow road* onward to our destiny. Wait a second *turns round* it's this way. *starts his horse going and picks up little girl with red shoes onto his saddle in true John Wayne style.*

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[narrator]but they make a brief revisit to the tavern because they forgot their packed lunches.

[Aiaia]

*drags out sack filled with stolen bottles of wine and meat*

Here, I thought ahead and went on a little scavenge.

*remounts Sir Gareth's horse, side-saddle, gripping him tightly for dear life*

[sir gareth]
*glancing at girl in red shoes and then at Aiaia*
my horse isn't strong enough to carr three and supplies. red shoes girl, i forget ur name. take urself and ur dog onto Arnolds horse, he'll protect u. Aiaia, u are welcome to stay with me.
lets go to that green dragons layer thingy, it is said that it holds gold!!

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