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Pheroneous Posted Jun 5, 2001
[Lancelot]
(Spluttering, and very unhappy. It may not be a wise move to upset the principal knight of the realm just when he is trying to show off his status to a newly found lady-friend, not to mention the queen)
Splutter, splutter!
(Takes another look at the queen's mobile phone. Scrolls through most of the alphabet - which takes at least 10 minutes)
Aha!!
[Mobile Phone]
Tristram, 0,0,0
(Dials)
[Lancelot]
Tristram, baby, where art thou, old sport?... In the turret?... I thought so. Look, do us a favour and chuck down your gate opening remote. I'm at the gate.... The soon-to-be-decapitated Cyril, you mean?, No!...Alright, well just try it from there please... Trstram, remember the bug...I thought so. ...Just do it!
(Tristram's arm appears through the turret slit, holding the door opener.)
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Trinity, self-admitted geek and proud! ((1*7-7)*7+6*7=42) Posted Jun 6, 2001
[travel weary woman now named Murine]
*sees the door opener and prepares to catch it*
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Munchkin Posted Jun 7, 2001
[Comedy bit part serf #139] *Whistles tunelessly and tries to pretend he is not there*
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Trinity, self-admitted geek and proud! ((1*7-7)*7+6*7=42) Posted Jun 7, 2001
*elbows serf #139*
You be quiet!
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Pheroneous Posted Jun 8, 2001
[Sir Lancelot]
(Slow off the mark as usual!)
You are indeed a sight for sore eyes, weary, but delectable lady. Pray press that little red button, the doors wll open, and we can decapitate a small ogre or two, with precision, grace and style.
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Pheroneous Posted Jun 8, 2001
[Sir Lancelot]
Don't worry little ogre. You won't be hearing for much longer!
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Trinity, self-admitted geek and proud! ((1*7-7)*7+6*7=42) Posted Jun 8, 2001
*hits the little red button*
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Pheroneous Posted Jun 9, 2001
[Gate]
(Opens. Slowly but inexorably)
[Sir Lancelot]
(Unsheathing and waving about his sword in an energetic, impressive, but not very effective manner)
(Calling upwards) Thanks Tris!
(Shouting downwards)
Which one of you strange little ogres was it that wouldn't let us in!
(To Guinevere)
Wakey, wakey my Queen. we're here!
[Guinevere]
Snore. Snore.
(Wakes to find herself still thrown over Lancelot's Horses Rump)
(Espies small ogre, kicks him in the nether regions)
(Espies weary travelling woman)
Harlot!!
(Goes back to sleep)
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Trinity, self-admitted geek and proud! ((1*7-7)*7+6*7=42) Posted Jun 9, 2001
[Murine]
Harlot?!
*starts to draw her sword, fuming*
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Pheroneous Posted Jun 9, 2001
[Sir Lancelot]
Have a care, "sight for". Be happy you are not well thought of (yet) She is as likely to haul you off to her chambers for a good seeing to, and quite frankly, rather you that me. been there, done that, barely escaped alive with my Tee shirt!
In the meantime **Swish, Swish**, look, an 'armless ogre!!
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Trinity, self-admitted geek and proud! ((1*7-7)*7+6*7=42) Posted Jun 9, 2001
[Travel weary woman know as Murine]
Lucky for me she's asleep
*carves up another ogre*
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Sparrowhawk Posted Jul 19, 2001
~A black cloaked wizard hails the gates for entrance~
Open the gates! I am Sparrowhawk, a Wizard of Earthsea, and I request entrance.
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Munchkin Posted Jul 19, 2001
[Comedy bit part serf #139] *Cautiously peers out* Eee, thank 'eaven, they've upped and gone. Now, oo be you, and what you be wanten? Oo, and mind yer cloak there fella, its 'anging in some rotten orc bits, so it is.
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Sparrowhawk Posted Jul 19, 2001
I am Sparrowhawk, I come from the land of Gont and, ewww stupid orc bits.....
I wish entrance
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Munchkin Posted Jul 20, 2001
[Comedy Bit Part Serf #139] Thank 'ee guv, yer a gent fur cleanin' that up. Come on in. Don't know why yer would want to rightly, as theys all toffs and hoity toity like, but its no up ter me.
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