A Conversation for CAMELOT (A place of enchantment and participation)
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Pheroneous Started conversation May 22, 2001
[KAY]
Why make me chef? What did I do? You dance naked on the table and they send you to the kitchens! Pass me the parsley, Percy, we'll show em a real shepherd's pie!
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[Percy]
oh do shut up!
yey and yer big mouth gets us in trouble all the time!!!
*starts throwing bits of garlic at him*
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Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Belle](On telephone)
Are you chef of the day, Kaye? Do you know anything of Lancelot's gear, dear? He's such a clot, that Lancelot. Thanks a lot.
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 22, 2001
[voice of story-teller]
Uh-oh... we mixed THAT one up!
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Pheroneous Posted May 22, 2001
[Kay]
Never mind all that nonsense, Percy. Pay attention or we will have a stargazy pie, and you know what we shall use for sardines, don't you!
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Munchkin Posted May 23, 2001
[Comedy bit part serf #4] Arr, oo be muckin' abaaht in ma kitchen then? Oi, you lot, ponsy knights wiv yer ponsy ways, ah've got lunch to be doin' 'ere, and the goose man 'asn't got 'ere yet, so clear o'rf aht uv it would ya
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Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Kay] (Played here by Gordon Ramsay)
Come here you f....ing nasty little runt. Show me your f...ing fingernails. F...ing Hell, you horrible worm... and so on and so forth until the serf bursts into tears, and then so on and so forth for a long while longer.
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St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 Posted May 23, 2001
[Guin on intercom]
*ring-ring*
Send up to my room some grease!
AND I MEAN NOW!
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Pheroneous Posted May 23, 2001
[Kay]
Hey Perce, she'll be wanting the organic butter again. You take it up, there's a good chap.
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Munchkin Posted May 23, 2001
[comedy bit part serf #4] *Eventually calms down and begins to plot suitable working class revenge. Eyes barrel of vinegar with intent*
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Munchkin Posted May 23, 2001
[Comedy bit part serf #4] *Waits until Percy has left, checks that the Matronly cook is not looking, and proceeds to barrel* Oi'll just be puttin' this 'ere vinegar out the way, so I shall. *Picks up barrel, moves towards Kay, trips on mythical cracked flagstone and splashes the knight liberally in foul smelling vinegar* Oh my, Oi'm so sorry, Oi'll be getting you a cloff. *Scurries away, barely holding in laughter*
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Munchkin Posted May 25, 2001
[Cook] Waa! *Drops roast pig on floor* Now look what you've made me do. Ah well, quick wipe with the cloth and ... no one would ever know. You, serf boy, take this up stairs would you.
[Comedy bit part serf #371] Boy fetch this, boy carry that. Don't we get a union or something?
[Cook]No, but you get a clip around the ear. Now get a move on!
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted May 25, 2001
[Morgas]
Hey cook, you got some peaches?
There's a Sangria-Party at BBBB.
I would be SO grateful, you understand...? 
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A Wolpertinger (OMFC) Posted Jul 9, 2001
*as the fairy and the wolpertinger approach the kitchens, they can scent a variety of smells*
YAY! The kitchens!
(Oops. I hope nobody heard us)
Now, let's see if we find some 
for hungry wolpertinger and fairy.
What's your name, by the way?
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Munchkin Posted Jul 12, 2001
[Comedy bit part serfs #9 through 217] 'Hoo be you talkin' to? Me, ah'm *random noise of far too many voices at once*
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A Wolpertinger (OMFC) Posted Jul 12, 2001
I'm talking to the fairy. Don't you see her? Yeah, maybe not. She's real magic you know. When I met her in the forest (http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F68913?thread=118012&latest=1) she was a wolf. Say, do you happen to know, where they store their
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Munchkin Posted Jul 12, 2001
[Comedy Bit Part Serf #201] Chocolate? Tha Cook be keepin' that, so's she be. Ah 'as to be promoted to floor sweeper afore ah gets to know that.
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- 1: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 2: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 3: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 4: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 22, 2001)
- 5: Pheroneous (May 22, 2001)
- 6: Munchkin (May 23, 2001)
- 7: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 8: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 9: Pheroneous (May 23, 2001)
- 10: St.Trin 5!/5 + 2 + 7 + 9 = 42 (May 23, 2001)
- 11: Munchkin (May 23, 2001)
- 12: Munchkin (May 23, 2001)
- 13: Floh Fortuneswell (May 25, 2001)
- 14: Munchkin (May 25, 2001)
- 15: Floh Fortuneswell (May 25, 2001)
- 16: A Wolpertinger (OMFC) (Jul 9, 2001)
- 17: Munchkin (Jul 12, 2001)
- 18: A Wolpertinger (OMFC) (Jul 12, 2001)
- 19: Munchkin (Jul 12, 2001)
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