h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wasn’t offering free drugs, just free sullying. of course if you want to score some drugs, you’d probably have an easier and cheaper time of it there than you would here. I guess drugs are scarier in england because they are everywhere and done by such munters. in new zealand they’re a lot more scarce and therefore the real munters stick to beer. that’s not to say that there aren’t some scary messes around here, but you can take drugs in a pretty safe environment most of the time if you’re clever.

Ahhh, *nods* I understand about dakota now...
What do you mean about England's where all the history comes from?? As I see it, there is history all over the world, just the Europeans were bigheaded enough to think that they ruled the world and they invented history and were basically IT...

Yeah, well...
Oh yeah...

It's never actually scared me... There is loads going around, I know loads of people who take drugs to school... sell them, eat them, smoke them, just look 'cool' 'cos they happen to have them in their possesion...
I just leave them to it and don't get involved. If I wanted to take drugs it would be soooo easy... but I don't... and you just get so sick of continueously being told about them, school, parents, TV, readio...arrrrrrr!!! It's enough for some people not to want to hear the word 'drug' again...

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thanks. ah if only I'd been born when my grandparents were groovy young teens. I could have made thousands (which would have been millions back then of course, when we used to work in the swede fields, and we didn't have any mcdonalds back then , oh no, we used to have to eat swedes morning noon and night and don't think for a minute we had any shoes, no no no, we had to pluck the swedes in bare feet and I remember one time when the boss wasn't around and we all snuck away to warm our feet up by standing in cowmuck, which in those days we used to call paddies and then the boss came back and we all had cowmuck on our feet and there we were plucking swedes and blah blah blah which in those days we blah blah blah oh dear I think I've pissed my pants again.... )

if you sneezed the pope out of your nose do you think he'd say "bless you" because then you'd be a holy artifact of the cathoholic church.

*starts edging slowly away from Ac-1D*
Yeah, definately, I agree, absolutely...

If you sneezed the pope out of your nose he would be too frail to survive, so he'd be dead. Oh dear...

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hey wait i remember this, if you sneezed the pope out of your nose, you could say you blew him. don't worry whatever Ac-1D does mingly dingly will be for your own good.

Or was it that he would bless you or something?
I don't know...

Are you sure?
*looks at Ac-1D suspiciously*

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absolutely sure, so sure i can raise my arm, *cackles with evil delight, rubbing hands together*

look you can trust me ming, I'm a holy relic of the catholic church.
I sneezed up a booger pope. what could be more trustworthy than that?

*laughs at Imaldris*
*takes great pride in trusting Ac-1D totally and absolutely*



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