h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

really? I've got a few pomegranates lying about somewhere.

and a tamarillo.

Only a few of my lovely coconuts are as big as your head, most of them are rather average in size though but they are still rather lovely. What would you do with a pomegranite the size of my head? it would be tiny, the headshrinkers got to me a few years back....

probably stick it up my nose. the nose-growers got to me about the same time...

could we get into the national inquirer with a story like that?

yeah, we could have a great photoshoot of you sticking your head up my nose...

i hope i can find my way out again. headline news, headshrunk girl missing in nose grown boys nasal passages.I'll spend my life wandering through your sinuses...

don't worry you'd get blown out in the shower the next day.
could be embarrasssing though - what do you say to someone who just came out of your nose??

sounds like the start of a bad joke but I don't know the punchline

if you blew the pope out of your nose you could tell everyone that you blew the pope.
you could just ask if i'd like some soap or something... perhaps excus me i need to get a towel but i don't know any funny punchlines to the joke, i'll leave that to you, WE"RE COUNTING ON YOU!...hmmm...its right there i've almost got it, no. Well, i'm off i'll answer these other forums monday, i have a bunch of tequila shots waiting for me in the kitchen, i mean after all it IS saturday, and its always an interesting night when tequila is involved!!woo hoo

you could say the same thing if you sucked the pope's cock.
yes you would probably be happy to be in the shower to wash those yucky nasal secretions off.
I think that any punchline for this joke would turn out to be ridiculous.
I hope the tequila and associated experience was good. I only have one day of work left because I'm hitching off on holiday on thursday. yay

Hello, I've decided to barge in here to.
Have a nice holiday Ac-1D.
Mind you take a towel.

ABANDON PUNCHLINE**
Well, hope you had a good time too, the tequila was a fabulous time, fabulous. i suppose i could say that if i sucked the popes cock that i blew him in the way of slang defaced content. But don't you think there is quite a difference between suck and blow?

I've never heard the whole song before... I was hoping to see it here- ho hum

sorry about that friend but I for one have no idea how it goes, however I am more than happy to furnish you with a makeshift set of lyrics that should tide you over until you are able to meet someone who was born back when lyricists were content to sing of coconuts rather than flagrant seashore rutting, popping homies and taking too many drugs:

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
big ones small ones some as big as your head
one fell on ming and now he's dead
who's chopper is this? it belonged to zed

I've got a miraculous little pocketful of asparagus
pointy spears of the stuff
but for some reason people avoid me on the bus
so i can lie down on the seat which is a plus
and did I mention I was the walrus
goooooogoooogajoooob diddlyeedeedee bumbumbum

I've got an excellent collection of yams
tuberous protrusions into the material realm
they are the centre of all my plans
and planned yam tram scams

thank you very much

only in direction.

yes it was great. much lysergicalising of my poor defenceless braincels. axon spaghetti, dendrite paté.
what do you think you would do if the pope came out of your nose one day.

yuck slimy blown pope.

you velcome. I'll let you know when the cd comes out.

it sounded wonderful to me

sporky, who is thinking about adding another u to wonderful... just so

you only forgot the diddly dee. and if the pope came out of my nose i'm sure i wouldn't be able to do a thing, he'd probably cut to the chase and excommunicate me. and i thought the song was quite ingenious.