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Post 21

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

Well, we can do many things with them. The wonderfully evil minds in the BOE have thought of rather ingenious methods of torture. My personal favourite is the goat.


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Post 22

Aximili

The goat... That sounds mentally disturbing.


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Post 23

cupati

Goats tend to be.


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Post 24

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

I fear it's not just the mind that gets disturbed.....


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Post 25

cupati

I'm fearing now too.


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Post 26

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

It was inspired by the Chinese water torture.

It goes something like this:
1: Find a victim.
2: Find a goat.
3: Find something like peanut butter.
4: Spread the something on victims foot.
5: Let goat lick the something of the victims foot.
6: Watch as the victim slowly goes out of his/her mind.


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Post 27

Aximili

I'm fearing a little bit even though I've got Boris to protect me. smiley - spider


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Post 28

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

I am not sure if it has ever been tested though.

Something to think about next if you try a little espionage.


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Post 29

cupati

You want him to try some espionage?!


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Post 30

Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe]

No, it was meant as a deterrent. I'll be the first one to admit that it isn't the best deterrent but it all I've got at the moment.


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Post 31

cupati

Trident isn't the best detterent but that's all they've got at the moment...

Oooh, Satire...


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Post 32

Aximili

Like I said, I'm not spy material.


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Post 33

cupati

Spy material? Is that bugged fabric?


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Post 34

Aximili

smiley - laugh


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Post 35

cupati

Thanks, I thought it was terrible.


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Post 36

Aximili

It was. But it was so bad it as funny.


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Post 37

cupati

I have learnt from masters of terrible puns.


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Post 38

Aximili

There's plenty of those around heresmiley - winkeye


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Post 39

cupati

Well, I haven't learnt from them. smiley - tongueout


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