A Conversation for The H2G2 University Of Mice
Application
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Started conversation Jul 3, 2002
I would like to join the faculty as Professor of Bright Lightsology
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Vroomfindel (Royal Illogician and Disseminator of Nonsense) Posted Jul 25, 2002
I humbly request a position as the professor of Grammar Paranoia.
Of Grammar Paranoia, a position as such, do I humbly request.
A position as Grammar Paranoia Professor, of which I humbly request.
Humbly request I, Grammar Paranoia, professor thereof, a position.
Request I, Grammar Paranoia, a professor thereof, of such a position, humbly.
Also Honorary Quasi-Incomprehensologisticatronics, of such a professorship, could I be.
Suggestions for other researchers as to professorships:
"Ology"-ology
Research-Grant-ologist, specialising in Obtainology 
Head of Studies on Whatever Crosses My Mind
Application
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Dec 8, 2002
Well, in theory you can have as many chairs as you like, but in practice only Rincewind and the Ponder Stibbons have more than one....
Your application for the grammar position has been accepted, accepted has it been..Vroomfindel
As has Euan's application...
Although I can't work out if its to be prof of the study of Bright lights, or how to avoid them .... (the morning after...<hic>
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Dec 9, 2002
Take your pick...
or both.
Application
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Sep 30, 2003
...
Eaun, consider yourself professored...
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- 1: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jul 3, 2002)
- 2: Vroomfindel (Royal Illogician and Disseminator of Nonsense) (Jul 25, 2002)
- 3: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Dec 8, 2002)
- 4: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Dec 9, 2002)
- 5: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jun 10, 2003)
- 6: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jun 16, 2003)
- 7: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Sep 30, 2003)
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