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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 29, 2007
Maybe 
should play billiards next, watching her pees and cues? 
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Shirps Posted Nov 29, 2007
Oh now! Don't be silly! How do you expect me to reach all the way up to the billiard table - I'm only liccle
Well it's better to p then q rather than q then p 
pushing balls around with her nose 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 30, 2007
We can cut at the legs of the billiard table until it's the right height for
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Shirps Posted Nov 30, 2007
you'd do that for me? Well if nobody minds playing on their knees ....
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 30, 2007
Mickey Rooney and Linda Hunt and I could play without getting on our knees. 
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Shirps Posted Dec 6, 2007
Mickey Rooney is in a Pantomime over here & his age is ..... 87! 
I wouldn't have the energy at my tender age
still pushing balls around with her nose - haven't got a q yet
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 6, 2007
Mickey Rooney has made hundreds and hundreds of movies.
I wasd amazed at his performance in "Night at the Museum."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 6, 2007
It was a film. It made at least 300 million dollars worldwide, which would include most of Europe. A fun movie. 
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Shirps Posted Dec 7, 2007
Makes a note to watch it when ever it is on a TV station - thought I had seen all the oldie movies, but obviously not
Any other movies you reckon I ought to see?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 7, 2007
I think it came out in 2006.
Mickey Rooney was 85, but feisty as ever. 
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Shirps Posted Dec 8, 2007
so it was that old eh? Mutters to self: must try to keep up with the times.
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Shirps Posted Dec 8, 2007
By the by:
Hippy Birdie 2 U
Hippy Birdie 2 U
Hippy Birdie dear Pandora
Hippy Birdie 2 U
For Sunday 9th
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 8, 2007
If you send a 
to Pandora, does that make it Pandora's box?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 10, 2007
Pandora is the life of every party she goes to.
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Shirps Posted Dec 11, 2007
Oh yes! I can't understand why she hasn't come to any of her own though this year 
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Dec 11, 2007
*enter bedraggled biker with dusty riding gear - pours a long 
and drinks it down in one breath*
Sorry I'm late - I had a flat in the middle of the Kalahari and the tyre pump was damaged. Took two days and all the beers in my panniers before a truck came by to lend me a hand..!
Here goes: (singing)
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Pan-dora,
Happy (BURP)day to y-o-uuuuuuuu!
*collapses in a heap at the foot of the bar and snores softly
*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 11, 2007
Poor Wrinkled Rocker! 
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