h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If your stomach wan't well to begin with, making it digest a cat is apt to give you a sick feline.

Are you talking about the cooked cat or Pan?

Yes.

SHIRPS~! That was rather catty of you~!

(<--- I always feel like I'm calling you a bad name for females when I use that icon. )

...*writing on note pad...* defer to catsup

If all else fails I shall simply play the girl card. That is, if I can't cook the cat alone, I'll jussss shed a tear and some kind soul will come along and cook my cat for me.
Why have cat-a-lone hey? When I could be enjoying a nice sole?

Well 'tit for tat' or .... 'kit for cat'

Would that be a leather sole? You know, the ones that have been smoked & hung around for too long?


Waves paws at Pan - long time no see!

I wave to you, Pandora.
The ocean waves, too.

...*looks down at herself...* Paul H., I'm startin' ta' look a lil' wavy mydangedself. Jussss like all the OTHER goddessess~!

Goddesses of a certain age are *supposed* to be wavy.

What! THAT wavy?

I prefer them bouncy rather than wavy...


WR

Goddesses of *any* age are rare enough that you
need to be flexible if you're going to have your waywith them

Right you are Paul H.~!

And WR ... if I chuck um over my shoulders ... they ... well ...

We had our very first snow of the Season a couple days ago~! And then yesterday we had thunder snow~! Oh how I love thunder snow~! 'Cept for the thunder ...and the snow...

But, Pandora, snow is romantic. Doesn't that count for something?

Mutters: don't like it if it's too deep, I get buried - but it is great fun to jump straight in the middle of a virgin patch of snow - woof!!

You should see the *I* makeyou can tell jusss by lookin' at um ... they aint virgins

That's probably because of the person who made them.

Puts paws over her eyes - maybe a young innocent like me shouldn't peak?

Well, maybe one eye ................... never seen anything like them before: Virginal Snowmen

walks over & **es over them