h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hee hee hee!!!I can barely laugh quietly, since my bf's asleep.

You always seem to be up at silly times in the morning. The whole story behind that one is really complex.

Behind what?
And I just gave up on uni, that's why I'm here.

behind the leek=badger thing.
You gave up on Uni? You quit?

I'm quitting anyway, and starting at a diff. one next year, but I do wanna get credit for my year on this one.
But, Andrew, I can't stand going there! I can't! It all seem so pointless and stupid, and they all seem so childish and dumb to me, and I don't care anymore. I only loved Anatomy, and I've missed 3 lectures now.

oh. As long as you don't give up on the whole thing, thats OK. I take it "they" are other students? or is it the lecturers . hmmm...I'm a bit worried about going to uni myself.

Students, of course. All 108 of them. Do you know what you wanna study?

Reply that, and I'll be off to bed... Bye for now!

Yeah same problem for me students. Doing Artificial Intelligence next year.

Anyway good night. Wish I could go to sleep.

Another night shift?!

Yeah, they're really wiping me out.

Poor baby! ?

I don't know if I should tell you, but my bf thinks I should check on you, to see that you ain't a terrorist...

Thank you.

Terrorist? why would I be a terrorist?

Don't take it personally!
This 16 years old dumb kid met a girl on ICQ not long ago, fell in love, and they met in Jerusalem. She told him she'll take him to her place and he got into a car where 4 <?> guys killed him. Apparently, she was a Palastenian...
Now he wants me to check that you're not...

I'm not a Palastenian if thats what you mean. But no I'm a pacifist, not a terrorist at all. What evidence do you want?

A clearance from the Scotland Yard will do...
I trust you, hun! I think anyone suggesting so generously to take ME in for a week must be good!

*shows documents*. How do I know you're not a terrorist ?

yay. I found an online ICQ connection thing. So I can use ICQ while at work now. Don't know how good it is...

You'll know I ain't no terrorist when you see the pic of me, I've sent you on ICQ. I look so innocent there...

The online ICQ doesn't seem to receive picture. Are you on now?

Yes. It told me before I can't send. Wait, I'll try again...