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as in feather. and purple.


I was given it, along with a 'princess tiara' by William's daughter.... seriously....

photos may be forthcoming, William took some, as did his daughter, and his ex-whife

They both agreed I need a skirt.... only William left to convince now

apparently I got odd looks wearing the boa and tiara in the supermarket and walking up the street


I wanna wear the boa tomorrow, wehn I go to the maternity department, for my MRI scan. seriously... I am going to the maternity department, tomorrow, for an MRI scan

weird? we've not even touched the surface yet

You might break it gently to William by starting out wearing a kilt

nah I've just cooked us dinner about to go shower and beautify myself.... - think I'll just throw my purple dress on and insist I'm gona go to the pub with him tonigh t wearing that... well, its either the purple dress or my grey school-girl pleeted skirt, plus stockings of course... <laugh. William did call me a drag queen earlier

at least one photo now posted, on twitter its... so me

You do look fabulous.

I think I've found my vocation in life, at last.... - Even I never for one moment though, drempt my voccation in life was as a drag queen... oh well... I'm just taking life as it comes from now on... and a change is as good as a something... I'm sure...

i tried to put my green trousers on, after I showered they don't fit me anymore getting so fat from these steroids I'd have been in tears... if it weren't for my tear ducts being broken from the chemo drugs
so I just bought a new blouse online still awaiting arrival of the last couple of items I bought damnit thought they'd have arrived yesterday ... and they've not even arrived today yet... and we'll be off soon to the hopsital <sleepy. so tired now must be nearing forty hours awake I guess i wonder If I can sneakily wear the boa without William noticing as we leave the house he doesn't seem too keen on me wearing it to hospital

No trousees? Get skirts.

Or more dresses.

William said he's not.... confedent taking me out/going out with me, whilst I'm wearing the skirts or dresses

mind.

turns out I don't need too.

weird? don't talk to me about weird.

I was, with William, on the bus, toda; going to hospital, as one does; I was due for a scan in the maternity department. seriously.

Anyhow.

I wasn't really* cross dressed, well I wwas wearing the gorgeous beaded red jacekt and.

I got mistaken, by a female passenger, as being;

"William's whife".

yeh. she asked William if I was his whife.

I. kid. you. not.

OK. I know my bust and cup size has shot through the roof but... - I am actually having to shave again now and... oh. lordy.

after not sleeping all last night. I fell asleep in the MRI scanner!