h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, the last couple of days my lodgers been using a lot of technical language, like
'waht the f***?'
'oh f***'.
'bugger'
etc., etc., and today the fruits of our labour, was put to the test, and booted up with a shiney new XP pro disk in the CD ROM and all the wiring and connections appear to have been correctly made the dust was me rummagin in teh spare room and filling the wheelie bin with more rubbish and a couple of black bin sacks, and stacking up boxs that had also appeared in a pile in the hallway,.... and now theres the million and one boxes all the PC componants came in to join em tomorrow more moving stuff about, and I should have a office in my spare room Then it'l just be waiting on the software we need for the new PC, then taking the old one to bits and installing XP Pro on that.... then the wireless LAN, then hooking the coffee machine tumble dryer washing machine and kettle into the wireless LAN and hooking the mobiles up to it to control them all and dinner is nearly ready too

You're getting your own office!

XP Pro..I hate it,I hate it, come back a piece of slate and chalk

Slate and chalk! 2legs is moving up in RL. Is that the reason why he has logged out again? Comes in bragging and clears of again

dunno, could be lager time??

Was food time nade a few French fries, and a couple of hotdogs; with organic pork sausages a couple of sections of the fresh baguette I got today, and some onion and sauce obviously

You make my day.

But he's got to get up early in the morning, making all those important phone calls, speak with managers and Human Resouces whatever!!!!!

He might have turned in early. I was afraid this might happen. I warned him of the consequences of starting work again. I did.

i'm settling for a bag of chips sticks

I've got a bar of chocolate in the cupboard. But after cigarettes the choc-addiction has to go.

I've a bag of organic chrisps they are cheese flavour, but not funny flavouring, just made with cheese I'm saving em for wehn the bomb gets dropped or the zombies attack

get loads of tissues in, they'll be lots of birds sneezing soon

They're dropping dead like flyes round here... another six dead pigeons on the balcony this morning, I threw them off at the children walking to school.... hours of fun

Yep, it's coming closer. On telly some guy from the ministery of Health said it is silly to panic or to purchase any anti-virus medication from the pharmacy. Not because they are useless and don't work but according to him there is no danger at all that human beings will transmit the virus to another human being

Its all a big scarmonger..... at the moment its still only bird to human transmittion, so we're safe, and there is no indication to suggest that it is going to suddenly mutate now, as opposed to any other point in time makes good newsprint for the pappers though anyhow, however dangerous it is.... its nothing compaired to my viral and bacterial cultures upstairs in my evil lab

Hang on, they said yesterday it was going to kill 50,000 people and now we've not to panic?

My work has told us all to get a flu jab

But, but, the newspaper said that the scientists said after being able to indentify the virus that the virus is the H9BL84-virus! It's the virus the were so scared about that it would be that virus! And that that virus can be transmitted from bird to human-being and be mutuated into another virus!

Better update my anti-virus software then.

Oh, now then. There so harm in that. Always useful. Good thinking.

No point worrying.... Its highly unlikely to mutate into the specific way necessary to make it be able to be a human to human transmition form fo the virus.... it kills very* few people as it is; as the bird to human version (about 60 in Asia died over two years or so.... nothing....) and, if* it does mutate, make it over hear, and we contract it, most people will survive.... don't panic.