h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wait, I give you a hand.

Me too...

threw more dead pigeons at the c children walking to school again today

Ahh.. how nice... That way they'll all have something for show and tell.

I was a bit concerned how some of the pigeons I threw would get about three quaters the way down and then suddenly sort of fly off, or hit the ground and then start wreithing about maybe they were only sleeping

Strange things are happening

The putrified ones are most fun.... I left them out for a few days after they first died, and today when I threw them at some of the kids it was great!: they kind of explode on impact with the kids faces and splatter them with all the bird gus and entrails and putrid rotting flesh and bacterial/viral runny liquid from insides the birds... boy do they scream (the kids not the birds natch), and it really makes a fantastic noise!

You've got an extra pair of plastic gloves lying around somewhere?

What, and miss the satisfying tactile experience?

I just thought, to be on the safe side ... gloves might be useful. My fingerprints are still unknown over here. I like to keep it that way.

Need to do it bare hands; i tried with gloves, you don't get the tactile experiance and tend to hold em too hard, and then they explode in your hands

Oh no! No way. Count me out. I'm not touching antrax with bare hands.

Sometimes the gases inside make a nice whistling noise when you throw them.

I adore music.

Me too.... I found some more old LPs yesterday, and found Elvis, 50 worldwide hits, an old boxed vinyl collection, gave a few of them a spin on my new turntable then listened to more Zappa

I was thinking about Zappa earlier... When I saw today's guide entry on "cornhole" I thought of the song Broken Hearts are for holes.

I should relaly dig out my old Zappa LPs, I've most of them, if not all, now on CD anyhow, but it'd still be nice to drag the old vinyl versions out to put on

Corn circles.

Off to search for a desk monday to go in teh spare room/office, to use in conjunction with the now older PC which will then hopefully be also an XP machine and on the wireless LAN looks like I might have to do work again soon

I wanted to say something really important here.