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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 12, 2001
*presumes means duck that once worked for North Welsh Health Authority*
Well, depending on the condition and mileage of the duck, you could pay anything from 50 pence up to a million pounds. But in most cases, if your duck is faulty, you can return it to the shop within 28 days and they will repair it for you.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 12, 2001
That would be around one month, next month I am going to start, ohnest.
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 12, 2001
Does a lazy cobbler specialising in shoes for children, leave his orders to the last minute?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 12, 2001
I really need to dust, I shall not partake of the sacred wrist of the for several hours more now until the dusting has been dusted.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 12, 2001
I rarely have to dust my dust. I usually wait for the dustmen to come around.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 12, 2001
Dustbins are so much fun, you wouldn't believe the types of things that happen inside dustbins, amazine!
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 12, 2001
Wheely? I was wandering by a big outdoor one when an hand reached out and stole my headgear, but we'll skip th'at story. People will say I'm talking rubbish.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 12, 2001
When I was at school, I wrote down everything.
These days, however,
I work for a Tuna fish processing plant,
cleaning their filing cabinets.
I suspect there might be a novel in that somewhere.
But if it was ever published,
I think someone might write across it, in big letters:
This novel is boring and it is rubbish.
They would probably write that across every page.
And I would be frightened.
So now I do not write down anything,
in case
it gets
written across.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 12, 2001
Why do they put tunna fish in the filing cabinat?
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 12, 2001
I once spent a very enjoyable afternoon stuffing tuna fish into a filing cabinet. Then I put a hippo in a sandwich box, and a wombat up a tree.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 12, 2001
I once had a conversation lasting over an hour with a very old tree, although some people find this strange it actually happens a lot where I used to live. You wouldn't believe some of the things that trees can tell you about, well, slmost anything, like cheese or busses, or potato.
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Spitfire Posted Aug 12, 2001
In first place, I fancy Australia - England are just bound to make an out-and-out hash of the Ashes as per usual. Remember to arrive by bus though.
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Wandawoman Posted Aug 13, 2001
Yes, I fancy Australia, mind you cheeky little Peru catches my eye. If I had the choice between being suduced by one or t'other, I suppose during the throes of passion, shouting out 'Peru, Peru', 'GOOD GOD!'. Would be easier to say than having to get my mouth around 'Australia, Australia... G'Day'!!
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 13, 2001
Once, in the throes of passion, I shouted out "Peru Peru GOOD GOD!". I don't think I will ever feel the same again, after that. Nor will the other passengers on the number 57 bus.
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Confusing Manifestation Posted Aug 13, 2001
57 is a very ugly number. It's prime, and doesn't have any magical properties, unlike 42.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 13, 2001
I have always found 57 to be a stunningly beautiful number. If I catch sight of 57, I just have to stop what I am doing, and stare in wonder. It is perhaps not perfect. The tail on the 7 might be a just a tiny bit out of place. But then, I always say, are not the most sought after diamonds those with flaws?
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