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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 2, 2011
There once was a fellow named Tim
whose dad never taught him to swim.
He fell off a dock
and sunk like a rock.
And that was the end of him.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 2, 2011
There once was a young girl named Jill.
Who was scared by the sight of a drill.
She brushed every day
So her dentist would say,
“Your teeth are so perfect; no bill.”
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Mar 3, 2011
There was a young man of France
Who taught married women to dance
Though he couldn't La Bamba
Nor Tango, nor Samba
He still got into their pants.
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Recumbentman Posted Mar 3, 2011
There was a young man called McKay
Who fell in a road roller's way
He couldn't take flight
To the left or the right
So he's shiny new surface today
or is it
There was a young man called McKay
Who never stopped wondering why
Every verse that pretends
To significance ends
In an anticlimactical
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 3, 2011
The limericks here are the best.
Come on in. Oh please be our guest.
Each one is a jewel,
So witty and cool.
I can't wait to see all the rest.
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YOGABIKER Posted Mar 9, 2011
Are you ready for this one? Sit down!
And prepare for the best one around!
It's witty and smart!
A real piece of art!
Destined for praise and renown!
This might seem like a bit too much hype
For a piece of poor second-rate tripe
Too quickly you screen
This poem, yet green
Full effect will be seen when it's ripe
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philostein Posted Mar 10, 2011
There was a prime minister, Dave
Who new how to look and behave
'We're in it together'
He said, adding a feather
To the nests of the rich folk he'd save
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philostein Posted Mar 10, 2011
There was a prime minister, Dave
Who knew how to look and behave
'We're in it together'
He said, adding a feather
To nests of the rich folk he'd save
Not new. I knew that.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 11, 2011
Prime Minister Stephen McStephen
Had teeth that were perfectly even.
His hair had a part
That was stylish and smart,
And with humour his speeches he'd leaven.
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Triquack Posted Mar 31, 2011
On a balcony, high in the mist,
Stood a bucket, in which all had pi55ed.
When it poured from the sky
On a poor passer-by,
Not the tiniest drop of it missed.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 31, 2011
Of snow I am getting so tired.
Tomorrow in more we'll be mired.
"'Twill melt!" we've been told,
"'cause it will not be cold."
Mother Nature deserves to be fired!
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Recumbentman Posted Apr 1, 2011
The Spring is decidedly here,
The loveliest time of the year;
So it's time to embark
On a lark in the park--
'Life is skittles' says Tom, 'Life is beer'
For Tom Lehrer, who will be 83 in nine days' time
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YOGABIKER Posted Apr 18, 2011
Though disgustingly up to his ears
In putrid filth, still it appears
In spite of the vile
Stench from the bile
Relief may come in a few years
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YOGABIKER Posted Apr 27, 2011
She was pretty and tasted so sweet
A joyful, kind person to meet
Friendly and clean
Witty and keen
Soft spoken, well mannered, petite
Better?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 29, 2011
A girl of impeccable taste
Tied a large long-tailed skunk 'round her waist.
They thought her demented.
She said, "'Tis descented.
The men should approach without haste..."
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Apr 30, 2011
~~There was a young lady from Perth,
who possessed a sizeable girth,
Her mother was bitter
and often would hit her
Saying, "she weighed 30 pounds at birth."
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You can call me TC Posted Apr 30, 2011
Many are inclined to disparage
The hype round the Royal Marriage
But I wish no ill
on Kate and her Will
And hope that they honeymoon in Harwich.
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- 2482: Reality Manipulator (Mar 2, 2011)
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- 2484: Recumbentman (Mar 3, 2011)
- 2485: McKay The Disorganised (Mar 3, 2011)
- 2486: Recumbentman (Mar 3, 2011)
- 2487: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 3, 2011)
- 2488: YOGABIKER (Mar 9, 2011)
- 2489: philostein (Mar 10, 2011)
- 2490: philostein (Mar 10, 2011)
- 2491: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 11, 2011)
- 2492: Triquack (Mar 31, 2011)
- 2493: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 31, 2011)
- 2494: Recumbentman (Apr 1, 2011)
- 2495: Recumbentman (Apr 1, 2011)
- 2496: YOGABIKER (Apr 18, 2011)
- 2497: YOGABIKER (Apr 27, 2011)
- 2498: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 29, 2011)
- 2499: McKay The Disorganised (Apr 30, 2011)
- 2500: You can call me TC (Apr 30, 2011)
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