h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what kind of question is that, wargamer?

is that a simul-post i see before me ?

Howdy how's it going?

Cap!? Why do you spend more time here than on your ship?

We could try and cover up that little misstake, couldn't we, ?
Wargamers little non-question, I mean?

You're up for that, Wargamer?
Do you mind us covering for you?
We could say the server had a hick-up just when you were about to post, couldn't we?
So you accidently hit the button before the question was fully written, didn't you?

Perhaps the question was altered by a SEP field?
Should it not have been: "Aren't I just hanging of the bagage train at the moment?"?

Isn't this computer always going weird?

Are we in the middle of an attack by the gremows?

See, I knew it could be fixed, didn't I?
And am I not happy about that?
Wasn't that a very clever suggestion?
They won't come after you now, Wargamer, will they?
You're in the clear now, aren't you?
Don't I just think so?

Yes...?
Can you tell that I'm still sidey?

*squints* You are a bit loopsided, aren't you?
Is that what you mean?

Should that have been 'edgy'?
Should I apologise for being so absorbed in my problems at the Factory?

Huh?
Edgy?
Sidey is edgy?
Is my poor command of the English language *that* poor?
Why can't we all speak Norwegian, or another language I'm much better at, I wonder?
How come I understand so little sometimes?
Could you hear me sigh heavily just now?
And scratch my head in a puzzled way?
And the Factory?
What's that?

Are you ready for my questions?:
1) Did I not mean 'Edgy' when I wrote 'Sidey'? Was it not a clever pun?
2) Is not the Factory my Life's work? My place of refuge and (probably) the reason Pluto's orbit has been irreprably harmed?
Would you like to use this link (U188882) to see it?
3) Would you like to know what my Factory problem is?

who suggested i spend more time here than on my ship?

was that you, wargamer?

how can you say a thing like that?

am i not on my way back to the ship even as we ask?

am i not happy to have met leeneh the fjord defender here as well as certain other places?

But shouldn't a Captain stay with his/her/its ship?
...
Do you think that they'd make an exception for you, all things considered?

Didn't I get the pun now that you so cleverly pointed it out for me, Wargamer?
And can you see how fast I towards the factory?

Was it really lousy?

Lousy?
The pun?
No, didn't you see my ?
I was laughing, didn't I?
I liked it, right?
And didn't I just come back from the Factory?
Isn't it a shame I don't like games?
But wasn't your 'normal' outfit great?
Don't I just adore that black storm coat?
Wouldn't I look smashing in that?