h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah! Look! It's a cyberman!

to

You will be upgraded

*falls over*

*promptly puts another bottle of and a few glasses on the fallen down cybersho*

Can someone fetch a cloth, there's some oil on the step. Right then, horses doovers?

*hands around a plate of cocktail sausages and cheese & pineapple on a toothpick*

grmpf wummpf grrnlll...

*kicks the new coffee table*

shh, you're jiggling the martinis.

*sits up sending the tablecloth and horses doofers flying*

oh, did someone mention Martini? make mine a stiff one

*ahem*

On that note, I think I'd better be quiet. The rate of innuendo just went up quite a few points.

Oh!
Party derailed before I even get to join and say Congratulations! Well done!

Now where's that ?

she said stiff one

What a pair. A drunk sho and a horny sereph.

theure the only horns ive got

Is their anything left to drink? Maybe I should have brought something...
Well done on 50 entries Matt, what's 51?

*passes the *

Just happen to have this on draught...

51 went FP today - The Uffington White Horse. So I'm celebratin' that too...

52 tomorrow maybe? ( some little thing about a TARDIS lookalike in Earl's Court)

Then I've got a full deck. *ahem*

full deck? Matt?

anyway... anyone got any plink-plink-fizz? I've got a for some reason?

and to think - I only came here looking for some Southern Fried Chicken.

So can I quote you that you're currently two entries short of a full deck? That 's you got any more? Or just a tap?

mmmmmm chicken

Oh, the tardis entry is yours? I read that months ago and loved it!