h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why wisdom? I just had one out yesterday and am suffering for it today

So you are wisdomless now?

*there*there*
and a
feel better soon, Matt

I hope this won't affect your article production.

Congrats on another front page appearance. And take care of yourself for a few days. Having a tooth out is no laughing matter. That's an order from your President.

Ah, a wise idea El Presi-dental

Thanks for the sympathy, but gifts of money and alcohol will be accepted more readily. Perhaps the President can organise a relief mission? I can paint a bullseye on the roof for the impending air drop

Poor darling

They are called 'wisdom' teeth because they come through during our adult years ie 18 to 22 years, or maybe even later.

Do you think it might be a reminder to parents just how painful teething can be for babies

Well, I must be a late bloomer, coz I'm nigh on 30. And bugger it being a reminder - it wasn't being a problem, the dentist just wanting to ram her latex gloved hands in my mouth for 'frills' I think.

*Makes a few phone calls then activates the satellite imaging screen in her office and searches for a large bullseye on a roof. Ah, there is is. Wait, what's this? Bullseyes are popping up on roofs all over Hootoo Island.*

All right you guys. Cut that out!

*sheepish grin*



*presses button and all the lights go out except one*

He mentioned blooming, not me!

He's never been the same since he did that Guide Entry

The sound of a large Apache helicopter can be heard approaching Matt's house. It circles then hovers in position directly over the roof. A small, black wooly operative holding a large gunnysack filled with hard cider, special recipe brownies and several editions of the Ozark Gazette is slowly lowered to the roof. He baaahs three times as a signal. Baaaaaah! Baaaaaah! Baaaaaah! Then he deposits the gunny sack in a safe location, is slowly lifted back into the Apache and gives a little wave as the helicopter disappears into the distance.

I hope that should do the trick of making Matt feel better, well done Hyp

I do my best to take care of my loyal subjects.

Anyone in need of chicken soup and a foot rub, give me a call.

If Matt has lost some wisdom, I think we all ought to donate our to fill in some of the vaccuum. Heres mine: Always carry a towel.

*thinks*

??

Always look on the bright side of life

Traveller in Time on a branch
"Always consider the glass half full "

And eat your spinach and wash behind your ears.

Don't forget to clean your teeth

"Always wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus."