h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

wHO GAVE THIS GUY MY ADDRESS ANYWAY?

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So what's it meant to convey?
Bit of a damp squib?, or Sounds Fishy to me?, or Babel Fish needed?

Please enlighten me O Crazy One

Marvin, I love you. Can I take you home? And will you wash my towels?

Never mind your towel, what about my coach & horses!

Sorry Mish but if you refer to the guide under the heading green suits, you will find your answer to how he found your addy. It seems that the before the guide went electronic it was published in paperback form. The green suit company bought all the old paper stock and used it to print there "Inspected by" labels. I am guessing your addy was on the back of his scrap of paper. This also explains why he has mad himself at home... he thinks it came with the suit. Just be glad the idiot got the part with your addy and not your name.

YEAH!!!!
The Guy In Green has mysteriously vanished into no-where.
This is either a very good tihng, or I could be done for murder... I _didn't_ murder him, okay?!
Just be careful you froods, cause he mighht strike your house next! I have _no_ biscuits left, and only two tea-bags.

Learn to spell

I think you will find that your towel has gone to the same place that socks go. If you can solve that mystery then I am sure you will find your towel. I belive your towel and the afore mentioned socks can be found only in another dimencion. Happy hunting.

Socks come in pairs, Socks and anti-socks. When these are colided together in a Laundry acclerator, or 'drier' they collide and annihilate to create new 'exotic' fundemental particles, known as hankerchiefs and direr fluf.

Or would you be a product of the Sirian Cybernetics Corp., i.e. not PROGRAMMED to FUNCTION?

Nice Theory - but fundamentally flawed . . .

It does not explain the "odd" sock which inevitably remains.

ok, well the anti-socks come in halves, now a half will naturally find another opposite half, a bit like magnetism, but occasionally, it dosen't, and there is a half an anti-sock that reacts with your sock so then your sock just dissapears for a while, and returns when you least expect it!!

ok i just looked reall really hard at my towel and i cant find a tag is this good or bad ?????

A towel without a tag is like
a dog without a bone,
a snail without a home,
or a fish without a phone.

I'm not sure if this is generally seen to be good or bad. By the way, is a snail without a home, a slug ?

i have seen your towel, it is in my locker at the space port on betelgeuse V. you can have it back for nothing if you follow the proper procedures and fill in forms I, II, 3a, 22.678 of the interstellar import/export law subsection 22299 paragraph 1.
if you cant go through all that then I will accept a insignificant sum of money, a pan-galactic gargle blaster and a chance to play u at ultra cricket.

looking forward to blatting you round the head

yours sincerely prostetnic vogon jeltz

I think that a snail without a home is a slug, but if i pull the slug out of a snail shell is it still a snail, or does is transform into a slug. When i put the said slug back in to the snail shell is it still a slug........
If the slug was on my towel and i used the infinate infinity drive would it turn in to a tag or a whale...............

No. It would turn into a Leech.

I fund it on Ursa minor. It's a bit shaken but Ok. If you go to Customs they will return it to you. Have a drink on me!

I would like a towel please but do you take TRIGANCIC PU's (See Guide For details)

i have decided that this name is just not me. so i will change it, i have a few ideas, but does anyone have any suggestions.(praise bob, by the way)