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Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

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Abi

Welcome! Welcome! I am Abi and I am the Deputy Community Editor. This is the thread for Newbies to come and meet existing researchers and have a nice hot cup of tea! smiley - smiley


Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

How's that for a symlpost - in two different fora! smiley - winkeye


Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

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Titania (gone for lunch)

I'd love a cup of tea!
Anyone else around right now? smiley - smiley


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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

It would appear not...


Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

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Zarniwoop

Actually, there is someone here, and I want to know if I am in the right place to ask some questions? I just found the Guide today, and I joined instantly, but I have gotton a bit lost since then. I don't quite understand about what I should do if I want to write an entry and have it posted. Also, I keep seeing "Approved entries" vs. "unapproved entries" - what is the difference? I hope you can help.


Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

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GOD

Greetings Zarniwoop,

You can either go to the top of the page & press the 'Don't Panic' button for the guide's help section or go to the Guardian Angels - New User's Guide...

Click below

http://www.h2g2.com/A352667

Or indeed, go to the Guardian Angels - Mainpage

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

smiley - smiley

smiley - fish - Simply, High Spirited.


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GOD

* HE gives a knowing glance at Abi... smiley - winkeye *

Morning Justin, I hope you have been keeping an eye on 'Her Highness'... smiley - smiley

* Takes Hobnob, chocolate of course... *

I see we have another of the royal breed in this week, thank myself you’re not off with the pixies like the previous Queen I met, Elves are far better company. smiley - smiley

Welcome to Zarniwoop as well ...!!! smiley - smiley

Anyway...

This week the H2G2 Guardian Angels in their ever continuing quest to enlightened new users present Saint “Nameless” award winning lecture on the ‘Joys of Brevity’. Over the seven hour discussion, he will give you a rough outline of everything you need to know...

Also this week take the Useless Questions Challenge !!!

As part of our service to you, we will award a prize to the person who asks enough rudimentary questions about navigating around H2G2 !!!

So all those questions you were afraid to ask through embarrassment, are now positively GOLD !!!

Plus, why not sign up for your very own Guardian Angel !!!

To go to our main page click link below...

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

See you there... smiley - smiley

smiley - fish - Simply, High Spirited.



Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

Post 8

Abi

Excuse me your Divine Magnificence, but what was that knowing look for? smiley - smiley


Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

What other kind of look would you expect from God? smiley - smiley


Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

Post 10

Abi

Fair point EV! Fair point! Tea?


Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes please... gypsy cream?


Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

Post 12

Abi

Don't mind if I do - where has GOD gone. I thought he was meant to be omnipresent. smiley - winkeye


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Maybe He is here but in a non-interventionalist capacity.
Blimey, that's a big word. smiley - smiley


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Abi

hey that is what working with the editorial team do for you! smiley - smiley


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Do you have to learn a specified number of words before they give you the italics?


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Post 16

Abi

no just really really really long ones like Antidistinctlymintymonetarism


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Do you get special privileges if you know what they mean as well?


Newcomers Welcome w/c June 26th

Post 18

Abi

you get to go to the Sandwich shop with Sam.


Any way where are all the newbies?


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hiding, I think.


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Post 20

Abi

Very wise smiley - winkeye


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