h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome one and all to the friendliest thread on h2g2. Come and meet other researchers, old and new, and ask questions if you have any.

Phew it is hot! Someone get me an iced coffee!

*enters, carrying a coolbox* Hello, iced coffee for everyone!

at last!

Maybe we can tempt the newcomers over with free ice cream...

It is very unusual for Justin not to be here....

Hello !!!

* HE nods at E.V & Abi *

I see we have all the troublemakers in the one room !!!

Come on new users, why not share a steaming hot brew of coffee with us. I even brought along some angels food-cake...!!!

This week the H2G2 Guardian Angles are in party mode, not for any particular reason, but every day is like that in Heaven...

So, apart from offering advice about life, the universe & a few of MY trade secrets...

Saint Chrome101 the Patron Saint of Bad Dancing will be giving tips for those who know for certain that the brain is too far away from feet to be truly effective. Are you one of those people whose attempts at seductive moves on the dance floor always invariably end up looking like a less dignified version of the ‘Birdie Song’ ???

So if you have all the co-ordination of a one legged stool, don’t hesitate to join us !!!

Saint Big ‘Evil’ Dan will be explaining the finer points of ‘Weekendism’. The man who is so laid back , he should have a tombstone as a bedhead...

So why not drop by for some truly divine intervention...

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

Also, why not check out our New User’s Guide...

http://www.h2g2.com/A352667

You can even signed up for your own Guardian Angel !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

Ahhhh greetings your most divine highness!

Did someone say iced coffee?

I don't suppose there is a mocha going that a newbie like me could nab?

certainly - would you like cream on top?

That would be good.

*Looks a bit embarrassed*

I couldn't ask for a dusting of chocolate as well could I?

of course - anything to settle you in to your first week!

Great. Just what I need to go with the donut I had at Joanna's stall just now.

*Starts drinking* Thats really good!

So, any tips / places to go for a curious newbie?

oooh what are you interested in?

*Thinks*
Books, music, computers, food & drink.

Yeah, it's been a bit weird with no h2g2 for the last couple of days - I went home for Fathers Day, and stayed a couple of nights. But no internet access, so no h2g2!

And I'm only here at uni for another couple of weeks... then I won't be here 'til October!

There are virtual pubs, resturants etc in the community if you want to find them you need to click here http://www.h2g2.com/C574

Music - why not try the Record shop http://www.h2g2.com/C582

Books - well it has to be the public library http://www.h2g2.com/C587

These will take you to community areas.

If you want to look at official guide entries you can find out what went up over the last month here http://www.h2g2.com/MonthOfh2g2Love

Thanks, thats plenty to be getting on with.

Should keep me away from the donuts for a while as I am finding them hard to resist, they are very tempting!

~blows menacing-looking bubbles~

I *suppose* I am a newbie here... anyway, I was told to drop by this page...

How Many attractive teenage female researchers from england are there?

*raises an eyebrow quizzically*

Phord - are you intending to use this site as a glorified dating agency!!!