A Conversation for Talking Point: Tell us a Joke

The world's cutest Joke....

Post 1

StargazyPi

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff!

What's blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding it's breath!



And......

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide upside down in cherry trees!


How can you tell that there has been an elephant in your fridge?

There will be footprints smiley - footprints in the butter!


And.....
Why did Sherlock Holmes have a yellow door?

A lemon entry, my dear Watson!!


The world's cutest Joke....

Post 2

DrRoger


Why do ducks have big feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do elephants have big feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks!


The world's cutest Joke....

Post 3

DrRoger


What do you call a punch drunk oriental whose father has dysentery?

A slap-happy Jappie with a crap-happy pappy!


The world's cutest Joke....

Post 4

lostmymemory

smiley - biggrinthx for so cute joke, ill pass it to others.


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