A Conversation for Talking Point: The Dating Game - Lonely Hearts
Devil seeks...
Satan - Lord of the Underworld Started conversation Nov 30, 2000
Overlord of all evil seeks like-minded fount of depravity for twisted, dark and evil sexual acts. Love not necessary.
Stats -
Age: Eternal.
Height: 6ft-150ft, depending on mood.
Weight: More than you.
Colour of horns: Bone white.
Colour of eyes: Glowing red.
Likes: Torturing, Darkness, Conquering Empires, Tempting Mortals, Destroying Worlds, Strawberry ice cream.
Dislikes: Holiness, Light, Crosses, Prayer, Kittens, Faith, Love.
Smoking: You will.
Devil seeks...
Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Dec 1, 2000
Well? Where are all my adoring worshippers?
Devil seeks...
Tralfasz Posted Dec 1, 2000
Perhaps an alternative header would be: Prince of Evil seeks Princess?
Devil seeks...
Neugen Amoeba Posted Dec 2, 2000
Now I've heard it mentioned on more than one occasion, then when you succumb to the pleasures of the flesh, you "submit to the Devil".
By that statement, and considering the promiscuity of today's society, the Devil does not go without gratification for long.....
Devil seeks...
Martin Harper Posted Dec 2, 2000
...which is only natural, seeing as he's so horny...
{sorry, sorry}
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Devil seeks...
- 1: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Nov 30, 2000)
- 2: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 30, 2000)
- 3: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Dec 1, 2000)
- 4: Tralfasz (Dec 1, 2000)
- 5: Neugen Amoeba (Dec 2, 2000)
- 6: Martin Harper (Dec 2, 2000)
- 7: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Dec 2, 2000)
- 8: Neugen Amoeba (Dec 2, 2000)
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