h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Are you lonesome tonight? Do you miss me tonight? Are you sorry......"

YAY!!! He made it just in time for his ceremony!

"....we drifted apart. Does your memory stray, to a bright summers day, when Ied you and called you sweetheart.

*disappears, only small leaves are dancing in the wind,she seems to be very proud of her new wings*

*In time with the music Gosh enters the circle*
Patron Saint of Barry Manilow? As you wish!

*The sword once again touches the new 's shulders*
*A bright new halo appears*

* Just as the music reaches the good book, a voice announces across the PA, "Ladies, Gentlemen & Angels, Elvis has left the building"*

Hatifnat, you look great!
I'll give you some flying lessons when you have sobered up.

Elvis has left the building?
Oh, I suppose I had better finish the song then.
"Do the chairs in your parlour seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?"

Dolphin Girl, up you come...

*In dolphin form, Dolphin Girl, swims through the air to the stand*
*Silly Willy grins*

Patron Saint of Incoherent Ramblings? You should feel right at home here then!

*Th Archangel approaches with the sword, and appears to hesitate...*

Do Dolphins actually have shoulders?

*Silly Willy touches the dolphin's head twice, a halo appears with some wings, all is well*

As Dolphon Girl leaves, Silly Willy stifles a laugh as he hears what 7 of 9 is singing...

Seven, those last lines - were they meant for someone special?

What are you all laughing at?
I have an excellent singing voice.
A dolphin with wings and a halo?
What is the porpoise of that?

Stop it please no more!

he he he!

Well, I thought the joke and the singing were good. Or is it just the ?

Finally, we have KT!!!

Approach with caution, I think the floor's a bit slippery after the dolphin...

And of course, your greyhound may accompany you..

I do not know ~what~ you mean, Saint Titania!
What are all these old dogs doing here????

Thank you, Saint Killer Queen.
At least *someone* appreciates me.
Well, I better go drag the Archangel Galaxy Babe off the starship Voyager.
*sigh*
Poor Commander Chakotay.
He will require a week to recouperate.

meaning sailors?

sorry, I appear to be ever so slightly drunk.

Saint Killer Queen! Doesn't it sound good!

*Woof!*

Saint KT, I pronounce you the Patron Saint of Retired Greyhounds!

*Two fur covered wings appear (feathers covered with fur?? Maybe it's the !)*

*The Archangel replaces the sword in the black box*
*He steps out of the golden circle and it vanishes*

*Silly Willy disappears off to change*