A Conversation for The Ministry of Sitting on Our Backsides and Doing Sod-All
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Oct 24, 2000
What does? Sod-all?
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 25, 2000
::Is very confused so he sits upon the sloth::
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The Fish Posted Oct 25, 2000
Probably wise 
(Read the backlog...)
Or else just do sod-all about figuring it out and be happy
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 26, 2000
:gets up, thinks better of it, and sits back down upon the sloth::
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The Fish Posted Oct 26, 2000
I'm sure that sloth belongs to someone...
nevermind...
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 26, 2000
Eh? Oh. ::gets off the sloth and sit properly on a chair puts the sloth in his lap and pets its lichen::
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Oct 27, 2000
Can't be bothered figuring it out
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Little Bo Peep - I've lost my sheep Posted Oct 27, 2000
Nice sloth. I would adopt it but, alas, I have a terrible memory?
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Oct 27, 2000
What sloth? I don't remember a sloth.
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The Fish Posted Oct 27, 2000
Hello Welcome to the Ministry of sitting on our backsides and doing sod-all.
You can have him if you want, at least until you find your sheep
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 27, 2000
Didn't you know? A sloth moves so slow that lichen and moss and such lower plants actually grow in its fur. 'S fact. Oops, I'm being too productive. 
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The Fish Posted Oct 27, 2000
Yes I knew that, I was just wondering because it looked familiar
Tea onyone?
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 28, 2000
Soitainly. Thanks Fish ::holds out his cup::
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The Fish Posted Oct 29, 2000
"Soitainly" ... do you mean "Certainly" ? ...
*Pours flask in general direction of cup ... *
Enjoy
(Sorry about the mess.....)
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Baldrick Posted Jan 7, 2001
OFFICIAL BLANKET MESSAGE FOR MINISTERS IN MY DEPARTMENT: I HAVE RETURNED. CONSTRUCTION IS CONTINUING ON THE MINISTRY. THERE IS A MINISTERS' HANGOUT AREA AT http://www.h2g2.com/A504253 BUT IT IS UNFURNISHED. SITUATION WILL BE RECTIFIED BY 12:00 SUNDAY (GMT). UPON ENTERING THE MINISTRY BUILDING, REGISTER YOUR NAME WITH THE SECURITY MACHINE SO (a). THE FROGSTAR ROBOTS DON'T SHOOT YOU AND (b). I WILL HAVE A RECORD OF ALL MINISTERS SO I CAN COMPILE A LIST.
YOUR FRIEND, BALDERS
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- 21: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Oct 24, 2000)
- 22: The Fish (Oct 24, 2000)
- 23: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 25, 2000)
- 24: The Fish (Oct 25, 2000)
- 25: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 26, 2000)
- 26: The Fish (Oct 26, 2000)
- 27: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 26, 2000)
- 28: The Fish (Oct 26, 2000)
- 29: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Oct 27, 2000)
- 30: The Fish (Oct 27, 2000)
- 31: Little Bo Peep - I've lost my sheep (Oct 27, 2000)
- 32: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Oct 27, 2000)
- 33: The Fish (Oct 27, 2000)
- 34: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 27, 2000)
- 35: The Fish (Oct 27, 2000)
- 36: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 28, 2000)
- 37: The Fish (Oct 29, 2000)
- 38: Baldrick (Jan 7, 2001)
- 39: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jan 8, 2001)
- 40: Peregrin (Jan 8, 2001)
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