A Conversation for The Ministry of Sitting on Our Backsides and Doing Sod-All
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Baldrick Started conversation Nov 4, 2000
*a scene, outside. The portakabins are visible*
When you're ready guys, press this lever down and the kabins will blow up. C ya!
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Baldrick Posted Nov 4, 2000
Dan called it! Dan has bagsies!
as you can see, most of the ground floor is now complete! We have a lobby! Building work continues...
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The Fish Posted Nov 5, 2000
Darn! I wanted to cause wantent and illogical distruction .....
*walks away looking dejected*
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Nov 5, 2000
Fish! Come back! You can still watch the illogical destruction!
Or better yet, you can take this baseball bat and start breaking stuff until I press the lever. 
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The Fish Posted Nov 7, 2000
*grins manically*
Yay! Wantent unnessisarry destrruction!!! 
*accept baseball bat*
Yippee!!!! *Charges head-long at the portakabins and starts to enjoy himself 
*
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Nov 7, 2000
Do I get to do wanton and unnessisarry destruction too?
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Nov 9, 2000
Cool
On second thoughts, this is too much w**k
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Dec 4, 2000
Wow, three weeks and nothing has happened. This is an efficient ministry.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Dec 11, 2000
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Baldrick Posted Jan 7, 2001
OFFICIAL BLANKET MESSAGE FOR MINISTERS IN MY DEPARTMENT: I HAVE RETURNED. CONSTRUCTION IS CONTINUING ON THE MINISTRY. THERE IS A MINISTERS' HANGOUT AREA AT www.h2g2.com/A504253 BUT IT IS UNFURNISHED. SITUATION WILL BE RECTIFIED BY 12:00 SUNDAY (GMT). UPON ENTERING THE MINISTRY BUILDING, REGISTER YOUR NAME WITH THE SECURITY MACHINE SO (a). THE FROGSTAR ROBOTS DON'T SHOOT YOU AND (b). I WILL HAVE A RECORD OF ALL MINISTERS SO I CAN COMPILE A LIST.
YOUR FRIEND, BALDERS
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 9, 2001
::kicks back on the nearest piece of lawn furniture and awaits the demolition:: Hmmmm....... ::sips his 
and watches Fish::
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Peregrin Posted Jan 13, 2001
*continues falling*
Has somebody turned the gravity down in this place?
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 13, 2001
Really? I hadn't noticed. ::gets up from his lawn chair and walks straight up into the air without spilling his drink::
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Jan 13, 2001
Hmm..perhaps if I could get off the roof I could call the reality repairman. Assuming the phone is still a phone, that is...
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 15, 2001
::the drink in his hand starts to ring:: Ummm.... It may be for you, BED....
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- 1: Baldrick (Nov 4, 2000)
- 2: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Nov 4, 2000)
- 3: Baldrick (Nov 4, 2000)
- 4: The Fish (Nov 5, 2000)
- 5: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Nov 5, 2000)
- 6: The Fish (Nov 7, 2000)
- 7: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Nov 7, 2000)
- 8: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Nov 7, 2000)
- 9: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Nov 9, 2000)
- 10: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Dec 4, 2000)
- 11: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Dec 11, 2000)
- 12: Baldrick (Jan 7, 2001)
- 13: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jan 9, 2001)
- 14: Peregrin (Jan 10, 2001)
- 15: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jan 12, 2001)
- 16: Peregrin (Jan 13, 2001)
- 17: Baldrick (Jan 13, 2001)
- 18: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jan 13, 2001)
- 19: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Jan 13, 2001)
- 20: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jan 15, 2001)
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