A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Started conversation Jan 5, 2001
Here I am! And how can I serve your majesties?
I see the Court Jester has been taken. I don't suppose you need a royal squalling brat? I could make lots of noise, and lots of trouble for everyone, and get dirty, and make a pet of one of the crocodiles, and periodically get lost, requiring large search parties to be assembled to find me. I could have a really elaborate name too: Princess Sasquash Lavendar Rose
BUT if you don't need a squalling brat, I shall come up with something else! Like um... ooooooooooooh, the Palace Ghost! 
And I could have a really spiffy name for THAT too, like 'The Shy Ghoul' or something. I could haunt the forums!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 5, 2001
I like the name for the brat, but I *love* the idea of having a palace ...
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jan 5, 2001
*Royal butler Thruthelthrolth pokes his slighty balding and grey-haired head around the door*
Sire, I believe the staff, and probably the elves too, would be much happier with the latter option.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 5, 2001
Hee, a ghost WOULD be much more fun.
OK, so 'The Shy Ghoul' isn't quite the name I'm after. How about.... 'The Fearsome Phantom'?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 6, 2001
Fearsome Phantom? I'm scared already...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 6, 2001
*Rattles Chains*
Perhaps I should be that sort of Phantom that jumps up and scares people.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 6, 2001
Not to seem precious, but the Great Cthulhu is generally considered a pretty scary guy already, so you might have to scare people less conventionally...;-Þ
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 6, 2001
Now we can get rid of all those silly pretend ones we've had to hang up around the palace...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 6, 2001
Can I live in your dungeons, my queen?
Hm, right, the 'jump out and scare people' thing might need revision. Lessee....
How about following them around and then stopping when they look around so that I'm always just a step behind them, but never seeming to move.
Whoooooooooooooooo! (Obligatory scary exclamation)
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 6, 2001
Yeah, my dear Queen, care to share?
Hmmm...that *could* work...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 6, 2001
...ghosts a few steps behind the king when his back is turned...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 7, 2001
*doesn't look around*
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Alien Posted Jan 7, 2001
Dungeons? Umm... 
Well I'm being generous - of course you can live there if you want to...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 7, 2001
Such a giving soul...
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Alien Posted Jan 7, 2001
I hope *you* don't mind a ghost dwelling in the dungeons, my King...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 7, 2001
No, all those clanking chains would be a good soundtrack for....but I digress......no, I don't mind...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 7, 2001
I think that makes it official...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 8, 2001
Whoooooooooooo!
I'll have to go get my things.
*Curtseys for queen*
*Floats a little behind the king in the hope he'll turn around*
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