A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
Coundown to the QUEENS BIRTHDAY!!!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Started conversation Jan 4, 2001
I know how very much everyone around here loves countdowns, so...
Just 5 days to go, a gala feast will be held, featuring all sorts of silly contests and a large amount of singing, on or off key, of all sorts of songs from Ode to Joy to Hey Jude...or course, so long as what you do is silly, weird or odd, don't feel the need to stick to the programme...
Coundown to the QUEENS BIRTHDAY!!!
Ottox Posted Jan 4, 2001
(Somehow I would feel it was wrong of me, if I didn't put your names on http://www.h2g2.com/A500897
)
Coundown to the QUEENS BIRTHDAY!!!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 4, 2001
And a fine page to be on 'tis indeed...should we start the countdown to your birthday already too? 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 4, 2001
::slides into the room, rockstyle fashion::
::Sings loudly::
THEY SAY IT's YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!
....
Uhhh... oh... this is only the COUNTDOWN... I see...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 4, 2001
It is, but I like the entrance...
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Alien Posted Jan 4, 2001
Ottox - "this queen I don't really know" - maybe we should do something about it...
And what's all this fuss about my birthday anyway...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 4, 2001
I tried to stop it, but the subjects all love their Queen to much...
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Alien Posted Jan 4, 2001
Yeah, I'm sure you were shouting and locking them to the dungeon to make them stop but they were just too many for you...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 4, 2001
No, I was shouting and locking them in the dungeon, but then I got distracted (as I will, down there...) and they escaped...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 4, 2001
::raises her eyebrows::
Hi Queenie!!! 
::Thinks:: AT least I have time to get a few more sequins on this outfit...
Coundown to the QUEENS BIRTHDAY!!!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 4, 2001
Only 4 days to go! (or, if you want to be picky, 4 days and 9 hours for her...)
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Ottox Posted Jan 4, 2001
( The problem with me getting to know the queen is, that since the day I saw Dragonfly mention Balwyniti as secret, I haven't been able to find my way to the kingdom. And (luckily?) my space haven't been invaded yet.
Please notice the brackets indicating that I'm not here! )
Coundown to the QUEENS BIRTHDAY!!!
Ottox Posted Jan 4, 2001
( So I'm not a subject!
* thinks *
King and Queen! Very nice! And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the... )
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 4, 2001
(I'm ot a subject either.... Nice disguise Ottox, it's like my glasses. If I didn't have them, everyone would realise I am POETRY WOM...uh you didn't hear that....
Anyway, I'm not a subject either, just a lowly mortal who wandered in and got locked in a dungeon, escaped, came back to life as a... oh never mind, anyway, so I'm here, and ready to applaud and throw streamers and blow up balloons and stuff like that.
, 
or 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 4, 2001
Erm, yes, I meant unbracket!!! 
)
(, or ... a woman with problems with unbracketing )
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 5, 2001
You don't have to be a subject to get to know the Queen, she's a wonderful enough person anyway, your Queen or not. But if I have to invade your space, shovels swinging, I guess that's all there is for it...
You know, I hadn't even thought it odd that two people who - 1)Have never really come across her and 2) Aren't even in the Kingdom - have come here (or not ) to help celebrate her birthday...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 5, 2001
(Have you thought we might be just party animals? )
(, or -- definitely unbracketing this time )
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 5, 2001
Yep, you're definitely an aussie...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 5, 2001
(How could you tell? The witty reparte? The way cool accent? 
The ego the size of a binary system?
Ahem, the author would like to deny she ever wrote any of the above.
"I deny I wrote any of the above!!!"
I think I'm getting weirder
, or )
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- 1: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 4, 2001)
- 2: Ottox (Jan 4, 2001)
- 3: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 4, 2001)
- 4: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 4, 2001)
- 5: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 4, 2001)
- 6: Alien (Jan 4, 2001)
- 7: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 4, 2001)
- 8: Alien (Jan 4, 2001)
- 9: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 4, 2001)
- 10: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 4, 2001)
- 11: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 4, 2001)
- 12: Ottox (Jan 4, 2001)
- 13: Ottox (Jan 4, 2001)
- 14: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 4, 2001)
- 15: Ottox (Jan 4, 2001)
- 16: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 4, 2001)
- 17: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 5, 2001)
- 18: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 5, 2001)
- 19: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 5, 2001)
- 20: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 5, 2001)
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