A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Started conversation Oct 25, 2000
::Grooms the hamsters::
::Puts on a Jane Fonda exercise tape::
::Exercises the hamsters in their wheels and balls::
::Let's them cool down with the Jane Fonda five minute cool down::
::Feeds them the best hamster food available::
::Refills the water holders with Balwyniti orange juice, since they have an affinity for it, and it makes their coats all nice and shiny::
::picks up one of the hamsters and pets it, becoming all relaxed until it pees on her::
EWWWW!!! ::thinks that maybe some of the hamsters might just deserve getting eaten by the miniature golf crocodiles:: 
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Alien Posted Oct 26, 2000
*giggles*
Hiya Dragonfly!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Oct 26, 2000
My, what dedication....
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 26, 2000
::Finishes drying off her hands after washing them::
Hello, my good queen and king!!!
(Next mission!?? Perhaps to potty train the hamsters....)
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Oct 26, 2000
It might be for the best...
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 26, 2000
Yes, well... I must admit it'd be something of a selfish endeavor, since I am the only one who really handles them...
I'd offer to have you hold them, and adore their fluffy softness, but the royal hamsters are quite rowdy right now...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 12, 2000
::convinced that the hamsters must be better behaved by now, she puts on chapstick...::
::and kisses each and every hamster...::
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 22, 2000
::brushes the furry hamsters so that their coats are shiny and soft::
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Alien Posted Nov 22, 2000
Awww they're so cute...
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 22, 2000
Yes they are, with their itty bitty bladders...
Would you like to hold one!??
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Alien Posted Nov 22, 2000
Oh yes, please!!
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 22, 2000
Here you go...
::George Harrison the Hamster scurries from the tips of Dragonfly's fingers onto the queen's hand::
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 23, 2000
That's George Harrison, the Hamster, my queen!!!
::as if on cue, he miraculously rises to his hind legs and sings her her... "Here Comes the Sun"::
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Alien Posted Nov 23, 2000
Wooooow!!!
*almost claps her hands but doesn't when remembers that George in in them*
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 23, 2000
WOW!!! Good hamster!!!
::gives him a treat::
I guess leaving the hamsters with that BEATLES marathon on the radio has paid off...
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Alien Posted Nov 23, 2000
*giggle*
The long and winding road...
Balwyniti Royal Hamster grooming, exercise and feeding sessions
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 23, 2000
That leads to my aunt's house!!!
....And that's where we are going to have Thanksgiving dinner...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 26, 2000
YES!!! It was very nice, it was!!!
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