h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what if life is but a very convoluted joke?

just to be on the safe side i have decided to laugh about it

That's the spirit.

Laugh and you remain healthy.

laugh, eat, drink and sleep - not necessarily in that order

Well in the meantime here is a little to help pass the time.

Lovely thought, however I have just started work so I'll have to decline the and settle for instead. Another day of "No" and "What part of 'No' don't you understand?".

All part of life's rich tapestry

that's a very good attitude, Pirate. Pass the

>>>laugh, eat, drink and sleep - not necessarily in that order


Might you have missed out another essential hunny? ???

Sometimes I feel as though my life is something along the lines of "Groundhog Day" without the bonus of getting off with the reporter.

sounds like a little Bob dylan would fit here
All along the watchtower ,
Prince3s kept their view,
while the women came and went,
their footservants too
By the way, anyone seen our good doctor and her nurse lately.
I think I had one to many pggb's

re 7:

nope. one may sleep both alone or with

the latter does not involve that much sleep, of course

Life is different to being dead. Very philosophical but how do I know.

good point. ask me again in 40 years. if you can get in touch with me i may provide an answer

On a tombstone: He ate, drank, and laughed in his sleep, all at the same time. This didn't kill him, but it annoyed his wife.

How about "All you need is love," by the Beatles?

another good point. if you define all you need as love it follows that love is all you need

Estivate in the summer, fatten in the autumn, hibernate in the winter and get a little frisky in the springtime.

speaking of fatten in the autum i am having veal chops with fettucine in a brandy sauce seasoned with black truffles right now. on the side i have tzatziki, coleslaw and a recently harvested with cesar salad dressing on top

life is good

i would love to share, but i'm afraid there isn't enough

Food, drink, sex, sleep, music and... Nope seems balanced enough to me

What, no exercise?

yes... lots of exercise... well... sex... which is kind of like exercise

That's true. Sex is exercise.