A Conversation for House of the Rising Sun

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Post 41

Thomas

Hi Everybody!

(Just trying out the new smilies)

smiley - smooch Oo, The Guide has gotten gooshier. smiley - winkeye

I'd also like to point out that the bar has gained the ownership of a large stockpile of cheddar cheese. Any suggestions on what to do with it? (Note: Anyone that recommends that we "cut the cheese" will be held in low regard. That's childish and we've already tried that. smiley - winkeye )


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Post 42

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

Grill it on toast.smiley - magic
An excellent nutritious meal.smiley - biggrin


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Post 43

Scottie23

Heeheehee!


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Post 44

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

We really do have an awesome amount of cheese. Approximately 1.8 standard tons of it. We need 3 tons of wine to go with it...


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Post 45

Wings

Well, I have 5 tons of smiley - bubbly and 6 tons of smiley - coffee but it really isn't the same thing is it?


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Post 46

Wings

Well, I have 5 tons of smiley - bubbly and 6 tons of smiley - coffee but it really isn't the same thing is it?


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Post 47

Wings

Well, I have 5 tons of smiley - bubbly and 6 tons of smiley - coffee but it really isn't the same thing is it?


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Post 48

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

Is this some sort of Louis Caroll-type trick? Are we now speking in threes? AAAHHHHH!!!!


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Post 49

Wings

It was an accident!


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Post 50

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

no, that was obviously premeditated (sp?) you should be ashamed!!! ashamed!!!


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Post 51

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

*Sultandude enters dressed in his trusty towel and newly topped up tan*

"Yo dudes! I'll have a Sparkling Pussy smiley - stiffdrink por favor!"smiley - cool

"Hi Seven, smiley - rose for you sweetest keeper of seahorses, BTW I voted for you in the bikini contest and am about to start canvassing blatently with a change of my nickname."smiley - oksmiley - cool


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Post 52

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

sparkling pussy coming right up.

*pours glitter on a cat and stuffs it in a glass*


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Post 53

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

I would like to interrupt our usual loungy, and somewhat perverted discussion to wish everyone a wonderful remainder of December to celebrate the holiday of your choosing. Sorry, I have to be "politically correct." What am I saying? I don't have to be politically correct! I own this damn place! Happy Chanukah!!!!


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Post 54

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"Yo Lizard Prince!"
RECEPIE: Sparkling Pussy

1. Two ounces of Pussers Navy Rum in a tall glass
2. Top up with Moet.
3. Drink.

"Beery Xmas and a Bonkin' New Year!"smiley - santa

smiley - cool


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Post 55

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

AH! That makes a lot more sense. Now I won't get as many hairballs. I'll be sure to use that at the New Years party at the Tequila Sunrise Bar.

Note: stop by the party between now and Jan. 2 to get virtually wasted


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Post 56

Scottie23

*yawn*

It appears I've been asleep for the best part of two months. What did I miss??


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