A Conversation for House of the Rising Sun

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Post 21

GOD

* HE wraps his knuckles on the bar, facial tick working overtime. Patiently waiting, which is not generally found in his lexicon...smiley - winkeye *

Drinks Please !!!

* St.Peter dives for the nearest alcove... *

...and lots of them !!! smiley - bigeyes

smiley - fish - Simply, In The Mood.


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Post 22

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Hello GOD!
*curtseys*
Your newest Archangel is here...smiley - winkeye


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Post 23

Thomas

Okay, I'm back for a few minutes. (My parents don't know the school has internet access!) smiley - smiley

Okay GOD, what'll it be? We've got everything. And deities drink on the house.

Well, gotta go for a minute. Lizard Prince, can you get the drinks from here?


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Post 24

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

Hey, my school has the net, too!!! I would suggest the UTAWW. That is, if you like hard liquor. I believe that somewhere I have a drink named after you.... Lemme find it. Ah, the Virgin Mary Daquiri. This one's on the house. Smooth....


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Post 25

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

*single again*
*sighs*
*orders PGGB*


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Post 26

Matthew Kershaw

* M.K finally wakes up still stuck in the position as when he fell asleep... *

* Namely, sucking the alcohol from the carpet under where the drips tray leaks to... smiley - tongueout *

Same again thanks...smiley - winkeye

M.K*


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Post 27

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

*pours 2 PGGB's & offers one to M.K*


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Post 28

Matthew Kershaw

* He emerges from under the bar sucking the drip tray towel... *

No, I'm fine thanks... smiley - smiley

* ...well it does have the same consistency as his tongue after an all night bender... smiley - tongueout *

So what have you got to do to get a kiss around here ! smiley - winkeye

M.K*


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Post 29

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

"pucker up!"


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Post 30

Matthew Kershaw

Oh Sorry...

I meant to say...

What have you got to do around here to get a 'caramel' kiss... smiley - winkeye

* M.K ponders ruefully that he is the master of the paux pas... smiley - smiley *

M.K*


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Post 31

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

Caramel kiss coming right up. So, you're dead, huh? Me too, but it was worth it to be an angel. So, how'd you die? I had a happiness overdose. I just started hysterically laughing and fell over dead. *laughs a bit* You should've seen the look on the minister's face...

*Hands over caramel kiss*


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Post 32

Matthew Kershaw

I died for love... smiley - tongueout

BTW Is GOD normally so objectionable... smiley - winkeye

I don't know, going about wrecking your lovely little bar !!! smiley - smiley

The Late M.KÝ


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Post 33

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

If you're going to wreck anything, why not go on down to Satan's home page. I forget the number, but he just makes me sooooo mad.


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Post 34

Wings

There's a Satan's homepage?!!! I suppose that would make sense as God has one....................






Does anyone know how old God is? It's been bugging me ever since I spoke to St Peter not so long ago............


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Post 35

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Sorry, hon, GOD is no more.smiley - sadface


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Post 36

Wings

Well, when I say not so long ago, I mean around 1 1/2 months ago. I'm very sorry to hear that God is no more. Someone should start a Remembrance page as a mark of respect.


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Post 37

Scottie23

*staggers in with a glass of smiley - bubbly*
hellooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!







smiley - drunk


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Post 38

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

Greetings.
You look remarkably familiar.
Have you got a twin sister called Angelwings?smiley - magic


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Post 39

Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels

many new faces... we're growing by the hour...

*sheds tears of joy*


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Post 40

Scottie23

I do! How did you know that?!


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