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Powerful drink. Finnish made powerdrink. The name may sound funny, but the drink really isn't.
Drink two bottles of it and you'll pass out. You may even die.
Preferred use with a mixer, possibly limonade or juice.
Drink with great caution.
Beware of continuous use.

I read the word with trepidation...
Koskenkorva, Koskenkorva. Do you remember the night we met... not bl**dy likely.
I spent an evening with some very good friends, in a very good house called Fox Hill End. We drank a sufficient quantity of neat Koskenkorva, chilled to -15 celsius, from those very tall glasses on those adverts, and suffered some very bizarre effects. One member of our party spent much of the latter part of the evening lying on the bathroom floor, twitching... another of our party fell in love with an armitage shank (he was not sick you understand, well, only in the mind, but deeply needed to hug that cold porcelain bowl). I myself took to giggling, a practice I kept up for several hours.

So, naturally, my only question is:
Does anyone know where I can buy some in England????

You may not find Koskenkorva from England or even from the British isles. But what you might find is Finlandia vodka which is Finnish also. Haven't tried it myself but I've heard it's pretty good.
Koskenkorva may be found under the label Koskenkorva Vodka (imported from Finland).
This is your mission: Find Finnish spirits(meaning an alcohol drink).

OK. I´ve heard of a small shop in London that can deliver you any thing you want. I´m not sure of the shop´s name but the owner might be some one called Mohammed al Fayed, or something. It may cost you some extra but who really cares when you can get that good booze?